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  • Artist Info: You know you live in 2009 when:<br />
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    1. You go to a party, sit down, and take MySpace pics<br />
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    2. Your haven't played solitare with real cards in years<br />
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    3. The reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have MySpace/AIM/Twitter<br />
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    4. You would rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV<br />
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    6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer<br />
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    7. You read this list and keep smiling and nodding<br />
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    8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this<br />
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    9. You were too busy to notice number five is missing<br />
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    10. You actually scrolled by up to check if there was a number five<br />
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    11. And now you are laughing at your stupidity<br />
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    12. Put this on your profile if you fell for this. You know you did<br />
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    13. Your sad because you fell for it and think you have to put this on your profile
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    Truly Stupid Things;<br />
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    On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleep<br />
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    (But that's the only time I have!)<br />
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    On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase neccesary. Details inside.<br />
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    (The five finger special!)<br />
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    On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: use like regular soap<br />
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    (That would be how?)<br />
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    On Tesco's Tiramasu dessert: (printed on bottom of box): Do not turn upside down<br />
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    (Now you tell me!)<br />
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    On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating<br />
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    (Really!? I thought it would be cold)<br />
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    On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body<br />
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    (But wouldn't that save time?)<br />
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    On Boot's Children cough medicene: Do not drive or operate machinery while using this product<br />
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    (We could do a lot to reduce contruction accidents if we just kept those five year olds with head colds off those forklifts!)<br />
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    On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness<br />
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    (And why am I taking these?)<br />
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    On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children<br />
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    (Hmm...something must have been lost in the translation)<br />
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    On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor and outdoor use only<br />
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    (Versus what?)<br />
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    On a food processor: Do not use for the other use<br />
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    (Someone enlighten me on this. I'm curious)<br />
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    On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contain nuts<br />
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    (What happened to the peas?)<br />
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    On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open pack, eat nuts<br />
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    (Wow, I never would have guessed)<br />
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    On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with hands<br />
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    (Was there a lot of this going on somewhere?)<br />
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    On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly<br />
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    (Oh go ahead! That's right, destoy a universal childhood belief!)<br />
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    On a tube of Acne Response: Use: for the use of acne<br />
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    (What?! I thought it was glue! I mean it is acne response...)<br />
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    Yay! U can haz more lols!<br />
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    Fun Things To Do At WalMart:<br />
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    1. Pick up random things and put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.<br />
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    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics so they go off at 5 minute intervals<br />
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    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms<br />
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    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.<br />
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    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask them to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.<br />
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    6. Move a CAUTION - WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area.<br />
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    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and thell the other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.<br />
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    8. When an employee asks if they can help you, start crying and yell, "Why can't you people just leave me alone??"<br />
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    9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror and pick your nose.<br />
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    10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask an employee where the anti-depressants are.<br />
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    11. Dart around the store and supiciously and loudly humming the Mission Immpossible theme.<br />
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    12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different sized funnels.<br />
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    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through jump out and yell, "PICK ME, PICK ME!"<br />
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    14. When an anouncement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, " NO! NO! It's those voices again!"<br />
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    15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and after a while loudly shout, " There's no toilet paper in here!"<br />
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    16. Get serveral bouncy balls and throw them down the aisles, yelling, "Pikachu, I choose you!"<br />
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    17. When someone looks at you, stare at them and then after a minute smile.<br />
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    18. Look up at the ceiling and see how many other people look up. OPTIONAL: laugh loudly when they look up.<br />
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    19. Superglue a penny to the pavement in the parking lot and see how many people try to pick it up.<br />
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    20. Get 2 pigs (weird i know) and paint "pig 1" on the first pig and "pig 3" on the second pig. See how many people try to find pig 2.
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    Now, a little about me...<br />
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    1) where did you get your default picture?<br />
    Well, this is on my Gaia Profile, so I don’t have one. My Avi is pretty awesome, though.<br />
    2) what's your middle name?<br />
    Noel<br />
    3) your current relationship status?<br />
    Single and happy<br />
    4) does your crush like you back?<br />
    I wish<br />
    5) what is your current mood?<br />
    Happy<br />
    6) what color of underwear are you wearing?<br />
    Blue, I think<br />
    7) what color shirt are you wearing?<br />
    It is dark purple<br />
    8 ) Missing something?<br />
    My favorite sock.<br />
    9) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?<br />
    I would say sorry for being mean to this little boy…<br />
    10) if you must be an animal for one day, what?<br />
    A wolf<br />
    11) ever had a near death experience?<br />
    I suppose. Almost got sucked into the Atlantic ocean by a rip wave. <br />
    12) something you do a lot?<br />
    Breathe<br />
    13) the song stuck in your head?<br />
    The Good Left Undone by Rise Against<br />
    14) who did you copy and paste this from?<br />
    XxIgnorancexX<br />
    15) name someone with the same birthday as YOU?<br />
    I have no clue. Post something on my profile if your birth day is December 10th<br />
    16) when was the last time you cried?<br />
    Reading a sad book. shutup. I know it'sappy.<br />
    17) have you ever sung in front of a large audience?<br />
    No way! Never have, never will.<br />
    18 ) if you could have one super power what would it be?<br />
    To grow wing and fly away!<br />
    19) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?<br />
    Hair<br />
    20) what do you usually order from starbucks?<br />
    I don’t like cofee, but I buy some chocolate.<br />
    21) what's your biggest secret?<br />
    Like I’m telling you!<br />
    22) favorite color?<br />
    Burgundy <br />
    23) do you still watch kiddie shows?<br />
    Nope. But we did watch Dora save the magical mermaid kingdom once at my friends house in the morning.<br />
    24) what are you?<br />
    That's right. I'm a gay robot.<br />
    25) do you speak any other language?<br />
    I pick up some German from my brother.<br />
    26) what's your favorite smell?<br />
    After it rains. Is that Ozone? <br />
    27) Describe your life in one word what would it be?<br />
    Awesome!<br />
    28 ) have you ever kissed in the rain?<br />
    no<br />
    29) what are you thinking about right now?<br />
    These questions.<br />
    30) what should you be doing?<br />
    Cleaning my room. <br />
    31) who was the last person that made you upset/angry?<br />
    The annoying 7th grader in my gym class. God, she is so irritating. <br />
    32) do you like working in the yard?<br />
    No thanks.<br />
    33) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?<br />
    I like my last name, But a cool last name would be Fletcher. I just think it sounds cool.<br />
    34) do you act differently around the person you like ?<br />
    Not really, but I bet they wish I do.<br />
    35) what is your natural hair color?<br />
    When I was born, It was dirty blonde, but it’s medium brown now.<br />
    36) who was the last person to make you cry?<br />
    Some adult I was sparring in my karate class. He knocked the wind out of me.
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