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  • Artist Info: Mary is dead.
    My name is Lady.
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    Please read me!<br />
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    My name is Lady and I am a devil hunter. That means I hunt demons, devils, you name it. I'm the best in the business, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.<br />
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    Oh, that guy? That's my partner, Dante. He owes me big time, but I won't get into it. You do know you're an idiot, right Dante? You're also a lazy, rude, womanizing demon-pig and you talk too much! -HUFF HUFF-<br />
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    Anyway...let's get some things straight.<br />
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    I get paid for hunting demons, not for stripping. So STFU and your pick up lines are lame.<br />
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    You actually want strippers? Then I suggest you head over to Love Planet. Perhaps you'll find Dante there. Actually, I know you will. SEND HIM MY REGARDS. scream <br />
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    You know what? Maybe I DO have year round PMS, but what are YOU gonna do about it? That's right, not a damn thing. Get used to it or fuck off, I don't care.<br />
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    You see my bazooka? That's Kalina Ann, named after my mother. Make a sex joke about it and I'll blow you up. I mean it. <br />
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    And I've been known to reflexively fire off rounds without warning or reason. Don't piss me off.<br />
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    My eyes are freaky huh? It's called Heterochromia, a genetic trait passed from my father. - Don't ask me about him, by the way. It's not a subject I wanna discuss.<br />
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    I'm exceptionally good at billiards, so if you ever wanna play some...~ <br />
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    I keep myself busy most of the time, but if you need something, I suppose you could drop by. <br />
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    ..On another note..<br />
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    You may have heard of my cookies. Yes, they are real. See me for details. :V And HEY, DAMMIT. THEY'RE GOOD. ASK ME ABOUT THEM FOR FUCK'S SAKE. <br />
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    And one more thing. Some of you have been coming up to me, shouting "MARY, MARY!". I don't answer to it. And how you found that out makes me incredibly suspicious. B|<br />
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    The girl behind the Lady<br />
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    BUT WAIT. Who is Lady anyway? She's a character from Devil May Cry 3, and if you haven't played it, go rent it right now and BEGIN YOUR LIFE. 8D! <br />
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    Just call me Lady, unless I get to know you. I only have a few pet peeves-sensitive teenage girls ranting about their dramatic lives and clingy-ness to name a few. <br />
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    Yeppp! This is my "main" account, so to speak. I have several others, but I've decided to be a creeper and not tell you...<br />
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    YES, I shout a whole lot. Caps-lock is my best friend! If you're annoyed by that, simply block me, I don't care. <br />
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    Don't even attempt to add me if you haven't tried to talk to me. This new "SUGGESTED FRIENDS" feature BULLSHIT? Lame. If you want to be my friend, please get to know me first. That's really all I ask. 8D<br />
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    I find everything funny and I can be quite...crass at times. I'm sorry in advance if I offend you, but honestly? Everyone needs to gain a sense of humor. <br />
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    So, if you want to get to know me, start talking. <br />
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    I love PMs (NOT PMS, DERP) and comments. I don't give a shit about towns anymore. It lags me and isn't all that exciting. I won't be there. You can PM or comment, though. And if I knew you better, we could totally chat on msn. c:<br />
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    THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE LAYOUT, MII~ <3 I love it 4laugh <br />
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