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    User Image " If one does not attach oneself to people nor desires...the heart will not be broken...but...then does one ever truly live? "<br />
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    Just Meh: First things first I'm Jazmin, not Torva, or "Torvis"...-coughcough- Accidental Purpose >:[ (I used to has a longer name :c...) XDDD...I can get along easily with peoples :3...unless they oh-ffend me in some way...I guess I get kinda defensive when it comes to mai friends :'D...or at least...the ones I talk to on a regular basis <<...I will go sabbeh! D:<...Then I'll baishu! I'll baishu and you'll be foaming from the mouth!! >F...Nah not really I'll just get snappish. Oh, and mathematics? Let's face it. For most people, it's just another word for mind rape.<br />
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    User Image ANYways...I am a huge worshipper of Jeezus Cat, who ish watchin' over you...from inside teh closet or underneath the bed :'D...and the Great Ceck in the sky, who will seek you out and destroy you if you upset the shaved ice tribe... [[Nu I'm not flippin' serious you buckfutt. I'm catholic. Don't make me throw a foaming possum at you O:<...JeezUS...cat...<w<...]]<br />
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    User Image FetishUser Image Davy Jones by Hans Zimmer <br />
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    I dream...<br />
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    Of a better tomorrow. . .<br />
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    . . .of a day where chickens can cross the road <br />
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    and not have their motives questioned.
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    User ImageGoal/Career Path I'm Aimin' For: I'm going for being a Parole Officer ;D<br />
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    User Image "No music, no soul." [[ Sara::_Best Bombeh Friend for Life :'3...doodette thanks for hearing me out and tolerating my little issues. Most importantly, thanks for caring :'3...It's easy to laugh with shu, even though most of the flippin' time we're laughing at my fecking typos in all their fecking typo-y fecking fecker typo...ness....<<.... :'D <br />
    _Rally wouldn't be rally if you weren't there going psychopath on everyone up in the place, to the point where you're almost rabid and foaming from your pixelated mouth lll<<...LOL don't get meh started on your kodak moments lmao X3<br />
    _Shur a sabbeh whexican nao :0...with stealthy stealthifying sneaky skills for being....sneaky TvT<br />
    _Oh yeh. I still have nightmares because of that nice little story you told me about. You know. When the little cinnamon bun gets quite violently destroyed by the Great Dick in the Sky.....;~;<br />
    __Luff shu ey, shur the most perfect handmade tortilla anyone could ask for ^w^ ( No homo. ) ]]
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    User Image "Live crazy, or don't live at all." ( [ Ericka;;--Mejor Amiga Por Siempre :'D...mushasha, gracias. For listening patiently whenever I spoke to you about some of my problemas. Your funniest moments happen to be your 'lost moments' lmao, when you have no flippin' clue what Sara and I are talking about. Even though sometimes you call me 'sucia' ;~;...<br />
    --We can't have a convo with shu without either 'losing you', or having you confuse the bejeezus out of us both lmao! You make typos about every...2 minutes? LOL don't worreh, that's why it's an Ericka thing and and we luff shu XD<br />
    --You're flippin' nice even when you attempt to be mean, so don't change mushasha, asi eres bien chidisima TvT...<br />
    ---Luffs you muy muy ^^ ( No seas mal pensada ;3 ) ] )
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    User Image "If I be but a rose trampled on the ground. . .may there still be a fragrance of you. . ." { | Guero//~Person that disrupted my fragile little mind forevers...thanks guero. For wringing the laughs out of me and listening when you...<<...let's say 'coaxed', me into talking about serious issues yeh? Thanks for caring and helping out where you possibly could. Bombeh friend I met in the puzzle room :3...which reminds me...what the heck were ju doin' there if puzzles hate you? lmao jp jp X3 <br />
    ~Guero, you're actually quite the salvaje. Yelling at them poor people at your work...;~;...making fun of mexicans <<...and...turning my own words against me somehow, I have no flippin' idea how the heck you do it, but you do it pretty damn good D:<...shet...you're pro'bly thinking of how to turn what I just said against me T^T<br />
    ~Still. Your ghetto spanish is hilarious and it's funneh to hear you guess at things :'3...I MEAN...who told you that!?...ll<<...unfortunately, whatever you have me teach you is used for your evil purposes <<...<br />
    ~Ey guero? I still member YourLittleRazorBlade :'D...memmer? You memmer!!...You don't memmer? D: ...Ay. Masputo. That's it. Go take your Goodnight Juice. Miralo. N'ombre esta loco!! ;3 <br />
    ~~Te amo guero!! X3 ( Don't be a cochino O:< ) | }
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    I Heart<3: talking with meh friends, bombeh peoples they beh <3...laughing (who doesn't?), sketching and maybeh coloring if the pichur would look better with color, trying to make peoples laugh, listening to meh music<3, Kingdom Hearts (both<3), blue colors, cologne, the Antonio Banderas perfume<3<3, light pink colors (keep eht on the down low ey!....oh wait...), bombeh comments TvT~<3, the night <3, fishing (the bombeh way!), handmade bracelets<3, strange necklaces, shell necklaces, sleeping late & getting up early, glass bead necklaces, my correctional science class~<3, and...basically the basics are that basically there other things I can't member right now right now oolll...basically. (yes, I DID notice the overuse of 'basic', I mean I put it in there...JeezUS!!...cat.) <br />
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    Things that make Meh Die a Little on the Inside: pink colors, having to put the fishes I catch in the bucket of doom v.v..., laptops (spawned from the devil they are o3o), meh short temper ( crying ...), not being able to figure out some technologeh (technology deprived child </3), most perfumes..., UNbombeh comments (I will comment shu back...), peoples who have no clue what Kingdom Hearts is, fancy jewelry, lipstick, dirty socks (honestleh, some are so dirty they're....hard....T____T), long fingernails oolll, high heels (the heels are deadly weapons 3nodding ), begging newbs (I'm broke peoples!!), sleeping early & getting up late, dumbshets that talk shit about other people >:U..., math...to be continued? :O<br />
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    Darion (Luz De Mi Vida) : Nene you have the weirdest ways of cheering me up, but shur always capable of doin' it. Being unhappy around you is like nailing jell-o to a tree. Pretty much like mission flippin' impossible ^^...and if you can nail your jell-o to a tree then let's be honest. Ju totalleh suck at makin' jell-o. Dun't worreh, I'll still love you :3...unless it knocks me the fuzzy out. I'd add more but then someone would wanna get to know you and they might not see the "Is mine D:<" sticker on...that one place. PLUS...you know words don't do you any justice nene.<br />
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    Age: 18<br />
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    Roots: Hispanic<br />
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    Uno Mas?: I have a habit of overusing a word.<br />
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    iRawr_at_Ju & AkariRouth...<br />
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    Best flippin' peoples I've ever met~<3<br />
    You doodettes are the bombehiest of them all.<br />
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    Sayings I'm Rather Fond Of::<br />
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    :: People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But people will never forget how you made them feel. ::<br />
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    :: I'm the type of girl that can be hurt, but can still look at you and smile. The type of girl who is willing to brighten your day...even if I can't brighten my own ::<br />
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    :: I'm going to smile like nothing's wrong. Talk like everything's perfect. Act like it's just a bad dream. And pretend it's not hurting me. ::<br />
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