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  • Artist Info: Hullo,my names Marta,but you can call me anything from this list:<br />
    Cleatis<br />
    Marty<br />
    Peaches<br />
    I'm the funkiest,nerdiest,not-knowingiest Zelda fan you'll ever meet,along with other games like Halo,Smash bros. and..........I dont believe there are any other games that I like to play but have no clue what I'm doing.Since we're on the game topic,ill tell you I'm pretty good at crystal chronicles. Anyway.......>o>,I LOVE to read,suck at drawing,have sixteen tentacles,Whistle like a pro... >3> and I love to role play and chat, >.< I have a dinosaur named Oboe who likes to poo on people I don't like{his best bud is charlie,a red and black triceratops}; )I'm gullible,an Anime addict including: Love Hina,D.N.Angel,Full Metal Panic,Full Metal Alchemist,Get Backer, Princess Resurrection XP and I have an IQ of 146.I'm female,15,and I live in the sunshine state.You can ask my friends if I'm awesome,although some might say no...and...that's probably it!I has a fat,brown chiuhauha,who loves to snuggle.Nyah~Have fun reading the haunted gatorade bottle story!!!<br />
    (psssst,Negima rox!!! Go Eva!)<br />
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    White Drome Egg 2nd gen.<br />
    Yama no Tamago<br />
    Autumn Glory<br />
    Autumn Glory<br />
    Winter Rose<br />
    Grace of Aphrodite<br />
    Coal Gunner Coat<br />
    Belted Pants<br />
    Ash Hot Top<br />
    Anti-Terror Steel Toe Boots<br />
    Ancient Katana<br />
    Chyaku Norisu Scarf<br />
    Inari's Beads<br />
    Inari's Beads<br />
    Inari's Beads 2nd Gen<br />
    Black Ops Gear<br />
    Rock Hard<br />
    Steel-plated Ninja Band<br />
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    Blue Candy Striped Stockings<br />
    Flower Ankle Bands<br />
    Fallen Wish 5th Gen.<br />
    Aquatica<br />
    Water Trident<br />
    Western Zodiac<br />
    Snow Witch<br />
    Pixie<br />
    Picolitrosso's Urn 7th Gen.<br />
    Picolitrosso's Urn 4th Gen.<br />
    Picolitrosso's Urn 7th Gen.<br />
    Picolitrosso's Urn 4th Gen.<br />
    Missy Sapphire Ribbon<br />
    Ice Tiara<br />
    Frost Troll Ears<br />
    Elegant Blue Gloves<br />
    Elegant Blue Lace Fan<br />
    Blue Fur-Trimmed Underwear<br />
    Blue Fur-Trimmed Bra<br />
    Aquatica<br />
    Aquatica<br />
    Angelic Camisole<br />
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    If you are really random put this on your profile.<br />
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    If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.<br />
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    If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile.<br />
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    If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile<br />
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    If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile<br />
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    If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.<br />
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    If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:<br />
    I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool<br />
    If you can read that please put it in your profile.<br />
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    If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.<br />
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    98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.<br />
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    If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.<br />
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    If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!<br />
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    If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile<br />
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    If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.<br />
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    If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile<br />
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    There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile. (Only sometimes. SHUT UP!)<br />
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    For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is where you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is where you do or say a totally random thing, like 'do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?' or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find I am a tough opponent). So if your crazy copy this onto your profile.<br />
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    92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie or Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your bio if you would be in the 8 percent laughing at them.<br />
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    I hvae been tlod taht as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltrets of lnegor wrdos are in the rgiht oedrr, the biran wlil be albe to fnid out waht tehy wree borefe you mexid tehm up!<br />
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    A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!'<br />
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    If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile.<br />
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    Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and a girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"<br />
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    Seventeen things to do at shops<br />
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    1. Get boxes of extra-small condoms and put them into people's carts when they aren't looking<br />
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    2. Set all the alarms in House wares to go off at five-minute intervals<br />
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    3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the rest rooms (preferably BEFORE the pissed janitor attempts to clean it up)<br />
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    4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a packet of M&M's on lay-by<br />
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    5. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in House wares"... and see what happens<br />
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    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' to a carpeted area<br />
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    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding section<br />
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    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"<br />
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    9. Look right into the security camera and use as it as a mirror and pick your nose.<br />
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    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are<br />
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    11. Dart around the store suspiciously humming the 'Mission Impossible' tune<br />
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    12. In the Auto-Department, practice your 'Madonna' look with different sized funnels<br />
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    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"<br />
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    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the 'foetal position' and scream, ” NO! NO! It's those VOICES again!"<br />
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    15. Go into a fitting room and wait awhile; and then yell -very loudly-, "There's no toilet paper in here!"<br />
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    16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, GO!"(SOOOO ME!!!!!X3) <br />
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    17. When in the restroom start to pee and say "Oh why is it red?" ( make sure there are other people around when doing so)<br />
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    I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.<br />
    I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.<br />
    I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.<br />
    We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.<br />
    I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.<br />
    I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.<br />
    I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.<br />
    I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.<br />
    We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.<br />
    I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.<br />
    I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.<br />
    I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.<br />
    I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.<br />
    I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.<br />
    I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.<br />
    I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.<br />
    I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.<br />
    I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.<br />
    I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.<br />
    I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.<br />
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    Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it<br />
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    ( Although this doesn't apply to me... I just think it's wrong.)<br />
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    Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, <br />
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    Most people think that Mario rocks. If you're one of the few people who think that the Koopas could kick Mario's fat behind any day and that Peach deserves better, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    If you : ) overuse smilies : ( like crazy : ) copy and paste this into your profile. O.o<br />
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    If you think that Nintendo put too many legendaries into Sinnoh, copy and paste this into your profile<br />
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    Arceus my foot, Mew is the true god(dess, in my case) of Pokemon. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    If you think aliens are really out there, and the only reason they haven't contacted us is because they think we're stupid (we are!), copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    If you've ever said something really deep, and then people look at you like, "WHO ARE YOU?", copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!<br />
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    93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile <br />
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    If you aren't scared to wear more than one black garment of clothing at a time, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!<br />
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    Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!<br />
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    If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.<br />
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    If you're rebellious and proud of it, put this in your profile.<br />
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    If you think that those kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.<br />
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    If you think Goldilocks should be arrested for breaking and entering and the bears should have reported her, copy this into your profile.<br />
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    Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!<br />
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    If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.<br />
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    If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    If you actually know what a semi-colon is, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.<br />
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    If you hate Cartoon Network for the cancellation of the Teen Titans, THEN PLEASE COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!<br />
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    If you’re single then paste this in your profile.<br />
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    If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.<br />
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    A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.<br />
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    Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.<br />
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    Guy:No, this is fun.<br />
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    Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.<br />
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    Guy: Then tell me you love me.<br />
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    Girl:I love you, slow down.<br />
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    Guy:Now give me a big hug<br />
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    She gave him a big hug<br />
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    Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me<br />
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    The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people<br />
    were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the<br />
    breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she<br />
    loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he<br />
    would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.<br />
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    You know you live in 2008 when...<br />
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    1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.<br />
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    2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years<br />
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    3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space<br />
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    4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV<br />
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    6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.<br />
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    7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.<br />
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    8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.<br />
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    9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.<br />
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    10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.<br />
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    11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.<br />
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    12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did<br />
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    If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.<br />
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    If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.<br />
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    Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.<br />
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    If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.<br />
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    If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile <br />
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