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  • Artist Info: Hey whats up!?! My name is Sara!<br />
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    Since this thing is called 'about me' I should probably get to telling you about myself. I am 18 years old and am fun loving and weird. There really isnt much to know but if there is anythiing you would LIKE to know, tell me. <br />
    I make Dream Avi's! So if you ever find yourself wanting one, Im your girl! Lemme know and i can send some samples and we can talk ^^ <br />
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    AVI ARTS!!!<br />
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    (The above three were drawn by e-sha! Yay!)<br />
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    15 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.4. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds.5. Finish All Your sentences with ''In Accordance With The Prophecy.''6. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is To Go.9. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme10. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.11. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,Rock Bottom12. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream I Won!, I Won!13. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!14. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.15. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!<br />
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    white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism <br />
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