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Billy Mays. The commercial salesman king. I've had this avatar for a while now, and decided to enter it after hearing the tragedy of Billy Mays' death.
William Darrell "Billy" Mays, Jr. was an American television direct-response advertisement salesperson most notable for promoting OxiClean, Orange-Glo, and other cleaning, home-based, and maintenance products. His distinctive beard and loud sales pitches made him a recognized television presence in the United States.