About

Hello!!!I am Cloud srt as u all can see.I love to read mangas. Currently I am reading Loveless,Kingdom Hearts 1,2,C.O.M,and 358/2 Days.
I love Fantasy things and I have a lot of Randomness about me.I love to read Fantasy stuff so I read Inuyasha,Card Captor Sakura...etc.....
Anyways that's all you need to know about me.If you want to know more just comment or PM me.

103 WAYS TO ANNOY, HARASS, CONFUSE or GENERALLY SCARE Lord Voldemort.SURE-FIRE WAYS TO GET YOURSELF KILLED,OR AT LEAST CRUCIO'D ROUND THE BLOCK AND BACK AGAIN!!!!

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.

11. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.

12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.

13. Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live'

14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'

15. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his.

16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.

17. Be cheerful.

18. When he tries to impress you with his powers say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!'

19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ.

20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' or 'It's your funeral.'

21. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.'

22. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? Whats that, a washing detergent?'

23. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.

24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.

25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. poof there poof gone poof there...

26. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?

27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you.

28. 'Did you even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?'

29. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.

30. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.

31. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.

32. Exclaim sarcastically 'You're breakin' my little heart here, o dark one' whenever he starts to talk of what has caused to become who he is.

33. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'

34. Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.

35. Mock his choice of Quirrel as a 'host'.

36. Tell you think a yoga class could 'cure him of his wicked ways'

37. Get the song 'Mr. Tambourine Man' stuck in his head.

38. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you 'thought you were helping!'

39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.

40. Buy him a stress ball.

41. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.

42. Call him Tommy-boy.

43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.

44. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes.

45. Say he 'looked better under the turban'

46. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.

47. Endeavour to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.

48. Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and 'Star Wars'. Talk at great length.

49. Be generally in awe of him and never look away.

50. 'Imperius' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful'

51. Shower him with confetti and rice, anytime you think he needs to make a 'grand entry'.

52. Paint all the Death-Eater masks with bright colours and glitter.

53. Throw him a 'care-bears' themed birthday party.

54. Tell him what Snape's really up to.

55. Politely exclaim now and again that you 'don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles'

56. Sing 'California Dreamin' at the top of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment'

57. Should you ever be eating with him - drum tunes with your cutlery, play with your food and blow bubbles in your chocolate milk.

58. Ask him to dance a polka with you.

59. Work cutesy phrases like 'pushing-up-daisies' and 'smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom' into conversation as much as possible.

60. Ask him if he's sure 'the whole evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge thing isn't getting a bit old?'

61. Get him to play 'Twister' with you.

62. Tell him you know this great therapist in London...

63. Throw tupperware parties. Insist he sit through them.

64. Tell him you've met plently of people more evil than he.

65. Hide his teddy bear. That ALWAYS makes him cry.

66. Get him a plant. Act mortally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies.

67. Steal, snap and bury his wand.

68. Tell him Lucius did it.

69. Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details.

70. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.

71. Write him a theme song. Start singing it whenever he is about to do or say something particularly clever and nasty.

72. Offer to sacrifice Draco Malfoy 'to the cause'

73. Insist on reading him bedtime stories. Include 'The Ugly Duckling'

74. Make vague allusions to Harry Potter being his son.

75. When he's done something particularly nasty - cross your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do you really think Salazar would have approved of that?'

76. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of 'that sweet, innocent, cute little boy.'

77. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.

78. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."

79. Leave disgusting and rotting dead things near him. Insist that it is 'Aromatherapy'

80. Begin any question you ask him with 'Riddle me this!' Emphasis on Riddle.

81. Do not EVER act in the slightest way intimidated by him. Treat him as you would an eccentric aquaintance.

82. Cuddle him at random moments.

83. Sign him up for Little-League.

84. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies.

85. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly.

86. Tell him you think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie'

87. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one day rule the wizarding world.

88. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter or Dumbledore.

89. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.

90. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated limb-movements.

91. Write sonnets for him.

92. Insist he help you with the newspaper crossword every morning.

93. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.

94. Tell people he's 'really just a big softie'

95. Psychoanalyze him. Conclude that he is 'mildy depressed' and 'a bit of a control-freak'.

96. Mock his baldness.

97. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments')

98. Get him drunk.

99. Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah'

100. Let him catch you trying on Death-Eater robes.

101. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.

102. As he's plotting dark deeds, pretend to cough and mutter things like "Not gonna work," or "stupid."

103. Call him "Champ" or "Tiger." Refer to yourself as "Coach."

THE VERY RANDOM STUFF I DO!!!!!!!!!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their butts off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.

If you have a younger sibling (half or full) and seen them trip over nothing or their own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character; copy and post this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your a** off.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you enjoy scaring doctors by telling them you are mentally unstable while smiling at them copy and paste this into your profile. (You should see the looks on their faces!)

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.


WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!!!!!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Run into walls.

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine.

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"

10. Do what they actually tell you.

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.

13. At everything they say yell, Liar.

14. Try to swim in the floor.

15. Tap on their door all night.

16.Pretend to have amnesia.

17.Say everything backwards.

18.Give yourself a swirly.

19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"

20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear.

21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times.

22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

23.Run in circles.

24.Recite a whole movie 3 times.

25.Pretend to beat yourself up.

26.Slither everywhere.

27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement.

28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way.

29.Super glue your finger up your nose.

30.Talk to a pen.

31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe.

32.Try and climb the wall.

33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly.

34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn.

35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"

37.Eat your hair.

38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.

39.Eat anything, obviously not edible.

40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.

41.When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning


20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY!!!!!!!!!
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!


16 THINGS TO DO AT WALL-MART!!!!!!!!!
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

95 of teens would have a nervous breakdown if the Jonas brothers were standing at the edge of a bridge about to commit suicide. Copy and paste this is if you are the 5 of teens yelling :JUMP BITCHES!


THE MANY RANDOM THINGS I PICKED UP!!!!
Option one: run screaming like a little girl into the bedroom and barricade the door, option two: cover himself up before dying of humiliation in the hallway, option three: pretend that nothing was amiss and calmly make his way into his bedroom….I think I’ll go with…option one!

You see things; and u
say"Why?"But I dream
things that never were;
and i say"Why not?"
I became insane,
with long intervals
of horrible sanity.

BEWARE OF EVERY SINGLE THING! MWAHAHAHA!

HOW TO DO NARUTO!!!!!!!!!

Eat ramen for breakfast,lunch,and dinner

Stick your hand in a electric box and scream chidori as you pass out

Roll your eyes behind your head and scream Byakugan

Dye your head blond,black, or pink and try ti run up a tree.

Trade in your hat for a forhead protector

Claim your gonna kill ur best friend 2 get a better Sharigan

Copy everything a person does and claim its ur bloodline

Graduate highshool and proclaim ur self as Anbu

List Anbu as current occupation on a job application

spout out a random character quote on command

Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way"

When you run, you run with your arms behind you

Try to walk on top of a hot spring

When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage

Write your name in blood on a big scroll

Take a leave of absence for 2½ years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter

You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.

You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.

You always wear green, skintight clothes.

When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.

You dye your hair white and spy on girls.

You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage
If u people do any of these things u are a DUMB NINJA!!!!!!!!!

"Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive..."

"I don't like you, you don't like me...we're on even grounds..."

"Love and war are the same. One minute you are winning it and the next your dying because of it..."

"WARNING! Please stay 10 feet away. May be dangerous."

"The aliens have landed and they're eating all the skinny blondes first."

"I'm the man of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so."

"I could be nicer to you but what fun will that be?"

"You'd think they'd be at least one smart person on the Earth other than the ones who have filed for insanity..."

"If Tylenol, Duck Tape, and a Band Aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem."

"Always remember- when a guy sweeps you off you're feet, he is in the perfect position to drop you on your a**."

"A wise man once said, "I don't know - go ask a woman."

"I like to visit reality, but I wouldn't want to live there."

"Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astraire did, only she did it backwards, and in high heels."

"A woman is like a tea bag... you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water."

"I can be one of those bad things that happen to bad people."

"IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!"

“We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.” -Bryan White

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” -unknown

“I won’t be surprised to find that when the world goes crazy I’ll be considered sane. Until then, ******** you.” -Mary Seif

“…I’ve heard similar things from fools whose memories I keep alive by dancing on their tombstones!” -Inu-Yasha

“I gonna slit your stomach, take out your guts, and put them in a bowl!” -Inu-Yasha

“Give me coffee and no one gets hurt!”

“Here’s to you, Here’s to me, Best friends we’ll always be, And if somehow we disagree, To hell with you, here’s to me!”

“Ah s**t, you’re gonna try to cheer me up, aren’t you?”

“Try not to let your mind wander. It’s too small to be outside on its own.” -T-shirt

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own a**, okay?" -Dennis Leary

“Holy s**t! My House is on fire! Hmmm…Marshmallows…” -Comedian on Comedy Central

“Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.”

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." -- Emo Philips

"At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual." -- Patrick Moore

IM SO EVIL YES I AM IM SO EVIL YES I AM! *DUCKS THROWN OBJECTS*


Toybox-Best Friends!!
This song is dedicated to all of my friends!!!!!!!!

hooha! hooha!

na na nanana nanananananaaa!
na na nanana nanananananaaa!

Have you ever been in love?

He's my best friend best
of all best friends
Do you have a best friend too?
He tickles in my tummy he's so yummy yummy
Hey you should get a best friend too

hooha! hooha!

Hello, baby, can I see a smile
I'm going to a party, and
it's gonna be wild
Can I come, I am sitting alone
No, friends are never alone

That's right!

Maybe some pretty girls are in your world
Excuse me, I could also be your girl
Lately, everyone is making fun
Na na na na na na na na na na na

He's my best friend, best
of all best friends
Do you have a best friend too?
He tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy
Hey, you should get a best friend too
My best friend!

hooha! hooha!
hooha! hooha!
na na nanana nanananananaaa!
Hooha Hooha!

Aloha baby, let's go to the beach
Yeah, girls in bikini are
waiting for me (uh huh)
But I was hoping for a summer-romance
So why can't you take a chance
Oh yeah!

Maybe some pretty girls are in your world
Excuse me, I could also be your girl
Lately, everyone is making fun
na na nanana nanananananaaa!

He's my best friend, best
of all best friends
Do you have a best friend too?
He tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy
Hey, you should get a best friend too!
My best friend!

Hooha hooha
hooha hooha
hooha hooha
na na nanana nanananananaaa!

Maybe some pretty girls are in your world
Excuse me, I could also be your girl
Lately, everyone is making fun

Let's get this party on,
Hit me with that lazer-gun!

oh whao oh
Hooha hooha
oh whao oh

you should get a best friend too

He's my best friend, best
of all best friends
Do you have a best friend too?
It tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy
Hey, you should get a best friend too!
My best friend!

hooha hooha
hooha hooha
he's so sweet
na na nanana nanananananaaa!!!


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bluepikachu01

02/09/2010 6:09 pm

bluepikachu01

lol. Ya I guess so. (Srry for REALLY late reply) xD
RockLee-Luver22

02/07/2010 11:59 am

RockLee-Luver22

Are u still passing those classes? :1
Rinubi

02/07/2010 5:06 am

Rinubi

well, nothing much i suppose(except trying to murder u xD) schools all boring and we have lots of crappy tests every week.. so yeah.. u? 3nodding
RockLee-Luver22

02/05/2010 4:16 pm

RockLee-Luver22

Damn D:

Hope you get by ok. Ur classes aren't too much, are they?
Rinubi

02/05/2010 6:53 am

Rinubi

lolz xD
BlueLlamasRock

01/29/2010 4:43 pm

BlueLlamasRock

LOL it's okay. Hahahaha I was wondering why it had a random thing bout a cow whee
RockLee-Luver22

01/26/2010 2:23 pm

RockLee-Luver22

Same hur :p

We're taking our finals this week sweatdrop
Rinubi

01/25/2010 5:10 am

Rinubi

well excuse me!! xD
Rinubi

01/25/2010 5:02 am

Rinubi

not here, i didn't agree to pay him xD
Rinubi

01/25/2010 4:58 am

Rinubi

well darn it xD

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