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You wanna know something about me? No? Then you shouldn't have clicked on my avatar. Where did you think it was going to take you- Candy Mountain? Negative.My name is Magnolia, making my username the most uncreative piece of brilliance this stage of the internet has yet to see. In the two years I've been on this site, I've changed my username once, twice, and that was to capitalize the 'M'. (I actually went from magnoliatree, to Magnoliatree, to Mademoiselle N O L I A.)
Because, children, curiosity wouldn't have killed the cat if the cat had been grammatically accurate. Be sure to tell that to your Facebook friends when they write their next illiterate status update.
Also, I'm sure this is the point where the uber morons are getting all worked up about what a cruel heartless internet witch I am. As per my response to any hate message I'm to receive from anything I post on the web,
#1. Chill. This is the internet. If you can't count to ten and get over it, you have problems. Can I refer you to someone? : D
#2. I'm not a bad person. Just ask the Humanists.
#3. Remember that guy from Stephen King's book, 'Thin'? You remember, the one that suddenly shriveled down to nothing when he laughed at an obese individual? Well just think: God might decide to go Stephen King on your a**, and while you're laughing at me for being mean, you might shrivel down into one of those incredibly happy, peppy, go-lucky school girls that can't spell. So remember: spread the love, man. : D
I could tell you that I don't care about what people think of me, but that's a lie. In fact, if you wanna know the truth, everyone cares, they just don't like to admit it. It's vain, it's superfluous, and it's terrible, but it's the God honest truth.
My interests vary, and if you really find yourself questioning what I like to do, you may just need some counseling. Or just some friends. Either way, I'm sure you'll have fun deciphering my ingenious ways. And hey, don't worry! I'm sure the endorphins will kick in soon enough. : D
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