Who am i?
I have the stature of a mountain, and the love of a French man. My body is as irrestiible as Lays Potatoe Chips. I know the exact location of Carmen Sandiago and I always know where Waldo is. I have played Poker with David Hasslehoff and powerlifted with Arnold Schwarznegger and Sylvester Stallone. I taught Jimi Hendrix how to play the guitar with his teeth and Frank Sinatra how to sing. Albert Einstein confronted me when he tried to explain the Theory of Relativity. Nostradamus based his philosophies off of my teachings to him, I allowed him to take full credit though. Victorias Secret asked me to be an underwear model for all of their merchandise. I have swam with the Narwhals and other rare porpoises.
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awesome!!!
I'm so happy! [O
That is... By far the most interesting "about me" I have ever read. Lol.
D: I am so busy!
Bee Busy!
Same avi much? haha
great minds think alike : )
I'm quite impressed.
Did you create the image in your posts, and if so, did you use a base or make it from scratch?
HEY! COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO AT LEAST 10 PROFILES, PRESS F5 AND F9 TOGETHER, AND GET 1,000,000 GOLD
oh wow..
Ohk.
Never mind then ><
thanks though
Hey,
I love your art in your posts.
Would you make me some?
What are your rates?
If you have any.
It would make my day thank you very much!