About

My name is Dani and I'm not a very interesting person. True, alot of people think I'm funny and I should do stand up, but half the people on this spinning ball of dirt and vomit are funny. Okay, I guess I should start this whole "ABOUT ME" section with all of the things I class myself as, and why. So here goes...

1. Juggalo: I know the true message and love the music
2. Nerdfighter: Because...well, I want to make everything not-suck. And I am made of awesome.
3. Goth: In my own right, its self-proclaimed. Others would deny it.
4: Homicidal Maniac: Because I believe that the world is in fact hell with a few genuinely good people sprinkled in, like not enough sprinkles on a sundae. I also believe that those who actively assist the Earth in becoming hell, should be eradicated. And I'd love to be the eradicator.
5. Warpie: Cuz I LOVES ME SOME TIME WARP!

Thats about it as far as labels go, so I guess I should go on to tell a bit about myself and my interests. And away we go.

I have a fiance. While I am only sixteen years of age, she is nineteen and for some, unforseen, unknown reason, she loves me. We have been happily together for nineteen months, and her screenname is Greengrl4eva07.

I prefer Coke to Pepsi, and Whoppers to Big Macs.

I am both fat and ugly. I take a giant amount of pride in both of these facts.

I love to draw, and am never without my sketchpad and a pencil AND pen. I draw whatever inspires me, and I also utilize MS paint and other computer programs. On that same note, I am in the process of purchasing a drawing tablet for my laptop.

My parents are divorced.

I have a younger brother of twelve by the name of Nasty Scrape. He, like myself, is extremely intelligent.

I love to read, and I read extremely quickly and far above my suggested level. The book I am currently reading: Inkdeath.

I am a lover of music, and I simply cannot go a single day without switching on SOMETHING that has a rhythm to it, even down to my washing machine. I feel as though music is to my soul what food is to my body: I get more than I should, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

My other passion is tattoing and tattoo culture. All of my friends call me by my tattoo name, Dani Koi, and they claim I have a Rotary Machine for a heart and ink in my veins. I am currently a tattoo apprentice, and I love my work.

I am a vampire. Oh god I can smell the flamers and trolls now.....

I love anime, and I'm currently following BLEACH very closely.

I am a MARVEL fanboy, and hate all things DC.

I run a shop in the marketplace, buy from it, a shop in the gaia services forum, visit it, and a guild, join it.

That, as far as I can think, is everything anyone anywhere will ever need to know about me. So thanks fo taking time out of your obviously un-busy day (for if it was busy you wouldn't be on Gaia now would you?) and reading my profile!

MMFWCL,
Nasty Cut

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Climb the ladder to success and other stupid stuff i come up with......

Whats up. I tell jokes. Alot of jokes. Stupid jokes. Funny jokes. Jokes that make you think. Slapstick jokes. Read my jokes. You like jokes.


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crazymazy91

11/18/2009 9:17 am

crazymazy91

O.0....

i forgot ur last name!!! HOW IN THE WORLD AM I SUPPOSED TO MAIL YOU THIS INVITE??! im borederline freaking out!!!!

crying fukk it...i dont need ur last name

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crying
crazymazy91

10/31/2009 3:00 pm

crazymazy91

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUGGALO!!!!
ChristinaChe

10/30/2009 11:24 pm

ChristinaChe

I love your birthday. I get candy and get to scare the s**t out of children! :]
Goddess Of Kawaii

10/11/2009 12:56 pm

Goddess Of Kawaii

Wow I like scaring children on your birthday XD

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