Lettuce Prey

Lettuce Prey

Last Login: 11/25/2009 4:11 pm

Registered: 07/11/2006

Gender: Male

Location: Hawaii

Birthday: 05/11/1990

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Cytoplasm Orgasm Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is a fggt.


kiwitronic jr Wrote:
Lettuce prey is a fat loser, god I pity his sorry a**.


PEKKERONI Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is annoying.


The Divine Insanity Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is whimsical, charming in his own way, a happy-go-lucky who isn't afraid to go to the extreme. Gaia should fall to their knee, and tremble in awe, as the new world leader arises! Let us pray for the great man that shall lead his armies to victory, and let the world know it's doom has arrived! All hail Lettuce Prey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Finale Zhou Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is the bane of every father molester. Before they can violate the a*****e of their young spawn by tearing it apart until it bleeds a mixture of feces, semen and blood, Lettuce Prey is there, lying in wait to ram a metal rod into the pisshole of the father molester.



Zakntel-kun Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is my mommy.


Faustpatrone Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is filled with nutrients needed to get through your active lifestyle.


E-74 Error Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is a whore among whores.


[Pandemon] Wrote:
Lettuce prey is a man of astounding creativity capable of bashing his head against a hard surface for no apparent reason, swimming naked in a tank full of piranhas, severing his own hand and other suspiciously psychotic behaviour.

...charming, no?


ll P W E E P ll Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is the gum beneath Pandemon's boot.


slezra Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is a pretty cool kid.


Bawful Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is a pretty cool guy.
He kills aliens and does'nt afraid of anything.


ROFLspam Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is very scary when he's naked.


iliekshenanigans Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is a psycho Hawaiian.


Feiniel Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is a god amongst mere mortals. To those without a leader, Lettuce stands and makes whores out of em all.


Harllie Quin Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is my teacher.
-attempts to ride the bullet-


kage_houkatama Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is one of the coolest guys on Gaia. He is easy to get along with, and funny most of the time. Also he is Hawaiian, and Hawaii kicks a**.


Captain Tripudio Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is smelly, but he is also Hawaiian, so he's okay.

He also enjoys dolphin burgers, bleeds Hawaiian punch, and plays the ukulele.


D 0 R 1 T 0 S Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is a jolly little fella.


Olympia-Aurion Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is amazingly cool, and has a soft spot in his heart for piranhas. And vice versa.


~Holy Hipthrust~ Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is about as good as a well trained K-9 with a bomb wrapped around his stomach.
He'll sniff you out and blow you the ******** up.


XxXMajor ZeroXxX Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is one of the best tippers to Strippers.


Prince Kai the Edible Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is a dish best served hot.


Korlos Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is the Chuck Norris of vegetation.


Thatty Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is kind of ok I guess. :l


Jesus F u c k Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is like "HAHA" Lettuce Prey. Srsly.


Komickal Wrote:
Lettuce Prey, is obviously the water, hence that's the only thing Lettuce can prey on.


Chemra Wrote:
Lettuce Prey is totally a nice guy at heart, and whenever I see him I completely feel safe and he's totally like an uncle to me. I appreciate him.

THE LEGEND OF OLD LETTUCE (as told by Captain Tripudio)

From 1972 and onwards, there have been reports of a flaming monster-man roaming the deserts of Arizona upon the back of small quarter horse. No one knows exactly where Old Lettuce came from, but many suspect he was a scientist or a pirate, genetically mutated after an experiment gone wrong in a lab or by the hand of a displeased sea god, splicing his genetics with that of fire. He likes to ride the quarter horse along cliffs and throw balls of fire upon passing cars after first disorienting the passengers by cutting of the radio signal with sonic beams. He then takes much glee in riding down to the flaming ruins and eating the cooked human meats inside. Attempts to capture him have proved futile since his horse is really really fast. Many say Old Lettuce was a Hawaiian, due to his nature of sparing Hawaiians, and rumor has it that if you carve your and your passengers' names into a pineapple and throw it out the window after your radio signal cuts off, he will leave you alone. Old Lettuce is also said to have a certain fondness for turtles, since there have been multiple reports from the rare survivor saying they observed him picking up turtles hit by cars and nursing them back to health by feeding them magical cooked human meats and carrying them around in a little sack on his back.

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Quidam Petit 11/25/2009 9:25 pm
Quidam Petit

Orrrrr


You could boil some coconut milk & dip some fried dolphin in it.

Quidam Petit 11/25/2009 9:21 pm
Quidam Petit

Eat baked pineapple.


duh

Quidam Petit 11/25/2009 9:08 pm
Quidam Petit

'Cause it TURKEY DAY!

Quidam Petit 11/25/2009 8:33 pm
Quidam Petit

A Turkey sat on the backyard fence


and he sang a sad sad tune.


Thanksgiving Day is coming


Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble


and I know I'll be eaten soooon,


Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Gobble


I think I'll run away ay ay.


Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Gobble


I don't like Thanksgiving Day ay ay.








He Ate My Heart 11/25/2009 6:30 pm
He Ate My Heart

> w < yaaaaay~


i feel special now :3

He Ate My Heart 11/25/2009 6:26 pm
He Ate My Heart

it's not any good


and i ******** up your eyes


but here ~~

He Ate My Heart 11/25/2009 4:54 pm
He Ate My Heart

I woooon't

He Ate My Heart 11/25/2009 4:50 pm
He Ate My Heart

;w; I'll try to do us both..


but I'm not really good with doing amazing poses or anything like that

He Ate My Heart 11/25/2009 4:46 pm
He Ate My Heart

i finally got a decent scanner


and you finally have something i can attempt to draw


so i'm drawing your avi for fun~

He Ate My Heart 11/25/2009 4:43 pm
He Ate My Heart

oh oh okay


that makes what i'm doing a lot easier then~

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