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hello i need lots of gold, ok

in this world of mirrors and shadows, you can only guess at what's lurking behind the scenes




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Progress goes BOINK

11/23/2009 7:26 pm

Progress goes BOINK

I've dropped it altogether.
sakuras-full-of-cats

11/23/2009 6:33 pm

sakuras-full-of-cats

Well alright then

Once upon a time there was a man named Steve. He lived alone in his small cottage out in the woods with his old Cat Jessa-bell. They had been living together for fifteen years. Steve worked nights and came back in the morning to pet his feline friend, always bringing her treats like salmon or tuna.

One day, though, Steve didn't come back in the morning. Jessa-bell was worried sick and spent her time clawing furniture nervously. Steve finally arrived home at noon. He looked happier than ever, grinning ear to ear. Jessa-bell was excited, for she couldn't remember the last time she saw her master so happy. She crawled in between his legs waiting for her treat. It never came.

She pawed at his leg but he ignored her in a happy a bliss. Jessa-bell ran under his bed feeling dejected. Steve put regular cat food in her bowl then laid down to sleep.

Jessa-bell hoped and prayed that her master was just a little tired and that he would definitely bring her a treat the next day and shower her in attention like he normally did. But the treat never came. Months went by when he hardly noticed her except the occasional pat and feedings.

One odd day, Jessa-Bell sat moping under the bed and heard the door open in the morning like it use to. She quickly ran to the door, hoping, praying that her master was back to how he use to be. What she saw made her fur go pail, though. There Steve stood with a beautiful blonde women.

Jessa-bell was immensely confused, even more so when she saw the women carrying luggage into the house. Soon Jessa-bell found out that the woman's name was Jane and she was going to be staying with them for a while. When she learned the news she ran out of the house and cried the whole day, until Steve and that wretchid women left. She moped back into the house and began to think.

"How could he do this to me?" she asked herself over and over again. "I've given him all of my life and love! And he just forgets about me for that flusy? And why is that? Because she has boobs? And hairless skin? Boooooo hooooo hooooo," she whined. Then something inside the old cat snapped. "I will not let her have my master."

Jessa-bell went back to the cottage and went to the kitchen. She opened a kitchen drawer with her paw and pulled out a knife. She couldn't hold the knife, what with the lack of opposable thumbs, but she did sharpen her claws to a deadly point. She went back to her place under Steve's bed. There she waited, until they both, Steve and Jane, came home and eased into the bed.

When Jessa-Bell heard they're steady snoring she pounced out from under the bed and slit Jane's throat before she had a chance to scream. While she was still bleeding Jessa-bell clawed out hr eyes and her pretty, pretty face. Then with the stegth of a thousand kitties, she pulled the blooded body from the bed, careful not to get any blood on the sheets, to the back yard, where she through Jane into a well she built a couple days before.

The cat smiled at her work and turned around to go back in the house when she saw a shooting star. Quickly she said: "I wish I was a beautiful human that Steve would like!" Jessa-bell figured it wouldn't work but she hoped anyway. She cleaned off her paws and jumped in bed next to Steve.

In the morning Steve woke up to a beautiful women sleeping naked next to him. Instead of questioning where plain Jane had gone he got humping her. Jessa-bell woke up, thrilled! Steve finally loved her the way he use to, only better!

They lived happily ever after!

I hope you get to sleep, little tyke
sakuras-full-of-cats

11/23/2009 6:00 pm

sakuras-full-of-cats

Why sure, little guy / girl / hermaphrodite! What kind of story would you like to hear today? =)
Ness-eh.

11/23/2009 2:55 am

Ness-eh.

if i could id collect alll your words of wisodm in a book to keep
Like Roses

11/22/2009 4:40 pm

Like Roses

ahh im like 6 foot
and sry i went to bed last night
kissing fish

11/22/2009 10:11 am

kissing fish

it is very nice to meet you, ben
how are you?
Like Roses

11/22/2009 7:07 am

Like Roses

ahaha mannn.
i have growth all round which is unusual for asians who generally only have the goatee part of their beard growing
but it grows ridiculously slow at the moment.
Like Roses

11/22/2009 7:01 am

Like Roses

ahh okay i thought so judging by the way you talk. well, technically type.
and yeah i agree.
i used to have some stuff written in my profile a long time ago but i mean if people really want to find out more just ask
Like Roses

11/22/2009 6:58 am

Like Roses

hey ive always wondered if you were male or female


??
kissing fish

11/22/2009 12:56 am

kissing fish

what is your name?

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you there, line m'pockets with gold. 1.2mil/6milish. afk yo'