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GR1#10015381

"The only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever."
-MindGazel


"The hate against Wikipedia is simply 'cause it can be edited, and the possibility that when you actually check the page, you'll get information like "And on the third day, Raptor Jesus rose from the depths of furry hell and did a barrel roll into the heavens to battle shitting d**k nipples."

Because of course no one ever uses the sources at the bottom of the page."
-Gochihr

"What have we learned, kids? Sexism and Discrimination are OK, and everyone should stop whining.
Yeah no.
One user who actually believes in Gender Equality, not Gender Roles. "
-FlareKitsune

"Some people ask "What would Jesus do?" when faced with a problem.
I prefer to ask "What would Zeus do?"
Then I turn into a swan and have sex with it."
-Raven Incognito

"HEY GUYS.
LET'S MAKE HEADSET THAT THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN ENJOY! NOW YOUR GRANDMA CAN ENJOY THE RACIAL SLURS AND SEXISM WITH YOU! "
-Scout Tarbroke

"It's how he shows love. He just wants to sniff her games. That's all. "
-Revear

"The only disaster[s] on the '2012' date will be caused by rioting, due to the belief that something will happen."
-Officially Unnamed

"I adore swag. I love going to places and seeing how much random free s**t I can get. "
-felixtheswordsman

"MLG won't exist much longer. They can't keep the charade up much longer and it'll soon devolve into what it really is: a p***s rating site."
-Revear

"You cannot grasp the true form of these panties."
-Robo Tokoro

"'If you can't beat them, join them.' But if you can't beat them, then you really must be bad."
-Machineman9v1

"It's morally wrong to kill lines of code and 3D objects. Especially when they're young lines of code and 3D objects."
-dowingba {from Kotaku}

"People should just learn to accept blame instead of trying to pass it on to others."
Dawkta Mawio Cot

"We are all dying slowly. Some day you'll be brave enough to accept that."
-L337_N1NJ4_M4573R

"You go Gameloft!
I'm waiting for my Last Imagination VII, Desire for High Velocity, and maybe even the Deity of Battle! Wow!"
-awkner (from Kotaku)(about "N.O.V.A." copying Halo)

"I think that the appeal of The Legend of Zelda is that it's a child's fairy tale, meant to be taken at face value and never scrutinized. I just wish its fanbase would get that memo and stop trying to call it deep. Being shallow isn't a bad thing."
-Aether Tokoro the Lawful

"I've had 28 PS3s die on me. Most recently, I bought 3 PS3 slims and they all died within five minutes of turning them on.
My launch 360, which I keep on 24 hours a day, in a sauna, still works great.

It's fun to say stuff on the internet."
-Brodka (from Kotaku)

"I've come to believe that Heaven and Hell are each personalized to the soul, and that God has an epic video game library while Satan has a handful of Virtual Boys and every last copy of E.T. that was buried in the desert."
-Imbalance (from Game FAQs)

"Sometimes it's not what it's worth...it's the story of how you acquired it."
-Sheng-Long-Lives (from Kotaku)

"Scout's right."
-AnemoneMeer

"I like my PC. Never had any problems with it, and it didn't cost me much. It runs pretty much anyting too.
I like my Xbox 360. It helped start something very special to me.
I don't care if Microsoft are evil.
Hell, you kids will call any big company evil."
-Gecko

"You know, if the US electorate was as motivated about progressing political and cultural issues as you nerds are about hating on Halo games, the country would be advanced culturally and scientifically by at least 50 years."
-InsidiousTuna (from Kotaku)

"The rule of failure: 'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'"
-Androcus