Last Login: 11/22/2009 9:57 pm
Registered: 05/07/2009
Gender: Male
Location: Buffalo, NY
Birthday: 06/02/1992
Remind me to update my interests.
What good is sitting alone in your room?
Come hear the music play.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret.
Put down the knitting,
The book and the broom.
It's time for a holiday.
Life is Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret.
Come taste the wine,
Come hear the band.
Come blow your horn,
Start celebrating;
Right this way,
Your table's waiting
What good's permitting
Some prophet of doom
To wipe every smile away.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
So come to the Cabaret!
I used to have a girlfriend
known as Elsie
With whom I shared
Four sordid rooms in Chelsea
She wasn't what you'd call
A blushing flower...
As a matter of fact
She rented by the hour.
The day she died the neighbors
came to snicker:
"Well, that's what comes
from too much pills and liquor."
But when I saw her laid out like a Queen
She was the happiest corpse
I'd ever seen.
I think of Elsie to this very day.
I remember how'd she turn to me and say:
"What good is sitting alone in your room?
Come hear the music play.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret."
And as for me,
Ha
And as for me;
I made up my mind back in Chelsea,
When I go, I'm goin' like Elsie.
Start by admitting
From cradle to tomb
It isn't that long a stay.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
It's only a Cabaret, old chum,
And I love a Cabaret!
This is what an Oliver looks like.
I know I look young but I am in fact 17.
My gene pool is made of young,
chubby cheeks, and short. I won't lose
those cheeks until 18-22 like my father's.
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Hi, cig-man!
your welcome .
good then.
I lied. like how we all lie.
no. just curious.
I don't want no proof of ur terrible dramatic, "I imagine to pull off everything off" life.
Really funny how u still call me a p***y to a bunch of words and text.
And u lie again. u are mad. lol u just don't want to admit it.
after all people lie... we all lie. I lie. I hope ur family does well cause i can't see how they put up with u. lol.
whoah ur calling me a p***y now. yeah i am calling u a liar cause a lot of people seem to have dramatic stories. hmm kinda funny how i heard this story before. lol
and it is so funny to see u get angry at a virtual me. Now i'm i really sad or just evil. lol
u haven't done all that. U lie to make urself sound better.
no i won't stfu cause i really just hate u.
But i really enjoy u getting mad at me. It is fun.
I don't feel ashamed of playing a game site like this for i don't want to listen to society's rules. Why should i be ashamed of something that doesn't exist now that i think about i am not sad no more. no i am full of hatred. Hatred of me and these people that think that are better than everyone else. and since the internet can't help me your right, i should only trust myself. I have been listening to my parents and trying to live a better life but you know i can't. I am trying hard on college and still i can't write a proper essay. o well life sucks. and are u really mature? Can u handle pressure of real life, can u go to college and pass, or will u fail like me and hate urself forever. this will be interesting to see.
I have the time cause i can't sleep so there u go.
i don't have to use stupid proper grammar cause u can obviously understand me.
o yeah and I still think ur just some dumb kid. So prove to me that ur wrong. If u can't then o well i win.