The Rules of a Scary Movie
-You may not survive the movie if you have sex.
-You may not survive the movie if you drink or do drugs.
-You may not survive the movie if you say "I'll be right back","Hello?" or "Who's there?"
-At the end of the movie, the killer always pops up for one last scare.
The Rules of a Sequel to a Scary Movie
-The body count is always bigger.
-The death scenes are always much more elaborate, with more blood and gore.
-If you want your films to become a successful franchise, never, ever... (LOL NOBODY KNOWS)
-Never, under ANY circumstances, assume that the killer is dead.
The Rules of the End of a Scary Movie Trilogy
-You've got a killer who’s gonna be superhuman.
-Anyone, including the main character, can die. (THIS MEANS YOU, SIDNEY. AHAHAHAHAHA.)
-The past will come back to bite you in the a**.
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