These all make sense to me.
SPOKEN QUOTES.
"Military intelligence is like ******** a bicycle: you never quite get it."
~Brendan.
"My Jew Senses are tingling."
~Eloise.
"Sarah Palin is sexier than d**k Cheney by comparison."
~Jared.
"Mr. Polito, you're ghetto fabulous."
~Luke.
"Can I scratch your poison ivy?"
~Karla.
"I'm proud to be an American, where at least I'm not in Cuba!"
~Eric.
"LUCY!! Give me back my pants!"
~Ricky.
"YOU'RE NOT ELMO!!"
~Erika.
"So, I'm in the same spot as I was last year, making a similar speech and noting that I was single. Well, I'm running again, AND I'M STILL SINGLE."
~Alex (in a speech during his campaigne for JSA NJR Mayor).
"Wait, where'd he go?"
~Eloise
"Wow, we're HORRIBLE stalkers!"
~me
AIM CONVERSATIONS.
Mario: wow sharon that really wouldn't surprise me.
me: OMG YOURE SOOO MEAN!!! lol ily <3
Nick: and it also depends on your definition of "slave"
Mario: to Sharon, it probably means sex slave XD
me: only when it comes to you and ricky ;D
me (as a general message to all my friends): probably gonna cut my hair before tuesday. maybe. im not sure yet.... second opinion anyone?
Nick: cut your hair hippy
me: i will then.
me: thank you
Nick: lol im glad to see my opinion means so much
me: well you're also like the sixth person to tell me to cut my hair so, yea.
Nick: lol
Nick: victory is mine
me: i know it sounds wierd but i hope that one day i do get hit on the head by a coconut just to be able to say that i have. ^^
Mario: ...what if you die?
me: then i want to be able to say that i lived a life worth living ^^
Mario: ...but you'd be dead!
Mario: you can't say that
me: i'd be able to brag about it in heaven
FORTUNE COOKIES.
Eat your vegetable and you will grow up big and strong like Popeye.
This is a really lovely day. Congratulations!
Turn the charm on, you'll be glad you did.
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haha no problem. Poems, if they are real poems, touch upon people, whether it be emotions or troubling pasts. Thanks for submitting your poem and I hope you submit more! smile
haha thats funny
haha wow cool i hope u get it
i know right and i really need to meet Rickyy he seems so sweet i miss u more </3
heyy sis wats up i miss u
so...merci? ou non? lol
moi aussi sorry i seem to not be able to spell in french ^^
euh... moi ausii je dont savent qu'il est avec les gens avec les noms qui commencent avec le M, mais j'arrive à avoir une bousculade de cmall sur une autre Mark. comment surnaturel est cela ?
lol so
ca va?
its called e-mail child! my dad got an e-mail and he was like amanda's great grandmother died. and i was like oh well ill...do something so i did. XD