Tashi_rox_sox

Tashi_rox_sox

Equipped List

Warm Starter Ninja Shirt
Coal Gunner Hat
Those Black 90s Pants
Bone Scythe
Those Black 90s Gloves

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Wanted - Grunny
Wanted - CoCo Kitty Plushie
Wanted - Black Neko Cosplay
Wanted - Celebrity Date
Wanted - Wed to Darkness
Wanted - Gaia-sama
 

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icon_heart.gificon_heart.gificon_heart.gif Josh X Shay icon_heart.gificon_heart.gificon_heart.gif

I always seem innocent at first but then you get to know me and realize I'm a b***h. I think it would be best for you to stay on my good side, kiddo. That way you won't get hurt.

Music is my LIFE! You can give me a topic and I could go on and on for hours talking about my oppinions and favorite songs.

I'm very protective over my friends so DON'T mess with them or I will find you...and you will be sorry. I tend to help them with their problems and I'm the one friend that won't bug the crap out of them if they say they like someone.

I'm usually a pretty calm/mellow person...untill you piss me off or make me hyper! XD All my friends know how I get when I'm hyper. I laugh at nothing, I get amused by EVERYTHING and I go all out psycho. When I get mad...no...wait...there is no mad for me. I only get pissed...so when I get pissed, I will chew your face off.

Now...check this out and tell me if it made you laugh at all...

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity,
here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
(I didn't write the stuff in the parenthesis)

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only...
(Ummm yeeeaaah... isn't military also human)

Now that you've smiled at least once,
it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

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Xana44 10/25/2009 6:33 am
Xana44

Thank you!!

inightmarewolf 09/28/2009 8:47 am
inightmarewolf

Rawr :3

Amariane 09/10/2009 10:21 am
Amariane

nooo he hugs me only mad lmfao mk he givez u franndly hugs :3

inightmarewolf 09/09/2009 11:54 am
inightmarewolf

ik xD

Amariane 09/08/2009 5:55 pm
Amariane

yas u can haz hugz! lmfao i read that and matt was like "i'll give u hugs" XD

Chi_master92 09/05/2009 3:40 pm
Chi_master92

it is still confusing

Chi_master92 08/31/2009 4:22 pm
Chi_master92

well i jus went into the ninth and im at a complete different school

Chi_master92 08/29/2009 7:46 pm
Chi_master92

hey! i hvnt talked 2 u in a while.. how r u doin?

dragonjack 08/27/2009 3:46 pm
dragonjack

THanks for buying XD

inightmarewolf 08/26/2009 5:26 pm
inightmarewolf

tis VERY possible :3

 
 
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