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So, who are you exactly?
WHAT THE--?! ...Oh, right. You're the interview person. Erm, my name is Britt and I'm a 17-year-old girl living in the USA. People often tell me that I'm quiet, and they're right. I admit, I don't like to talk very much. Thinking is more fun. Besides, I find that I rarely have intellectual conversations unless I talk to myself. Not that I do that, though... *looks around* Want some waffles? I made them myself. With the help of a waffle iron.

I'll pass...
How long have you been on Gaia?

Suit yourself. Well, I joined Gaia in October of 2008, but I haven't been here since then. I quit, come back, quit again, come back again, then quit once more, and then come back once more... You get the picture. But in all honesty, I love Gaia, and you can expect to see me around here for a long time. Now, are you sure you don't want at least one waffle? They're tasty...very, very tasty... Especially with syrup, and butter...

I'm allergic.
Anyway, would you donate to me?

Oh, that's too bad... And NO. Listen, and listen good. I donate (sometimes), but not to people who beg me directly. I believe that it's impolite and anyone who does it to any one person is undeserving. However, if you appear to go about your quest in a more professionalized manner, I just might reward you. But, since you're a special guest here, I would like to give you...a waffle! Just take it, I know you want one. Don't deny it!

Stop it! I said no! One more question... Are you crazy?
Hmph. Me? Crazy? BAHAHA. That's the craziest thing I have ever heard! Madness, I tell you. Sheer, BLOODY madness. No, I'm not British, I just like saying that. Why are you looking at me like that? Do you want me to do a trick or something?! Or perhaps you would like a WAFFLE! *smothers you with a waffle* EEEEEAT IT!!! YOU UNGRATEFUL, SLIMY FREAK!!!

MRRRFFFFFFFFFFF-- *dies*
Ugh. Not again... *opens the closet door and throws you inside* I'm afraid I'm running out of places to hide these imbeciles. Shall I refuse visitors? ...Nah, I'll make room. *nibbles on a waffle*


WARNING: DUE TO THIS USER'S INCAPABILITY TO CONTROL HERSELF, EXTREME CAUTION IS ADVISED WHEN SENDING A PM TO HER OR POSTING A COMMENT UPON HER PROFILE. IF YOU DESIRE TO CONTACT HER WITH THE SLIGHTEST FIBER OF YOUR BEING AFTER READING THIS, YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS STUPID. IF YOU BEG HER FOR DONATIONS AFTER READING THIS, THEN YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS EVEN STUPIDER.

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killadroid

10/31/2009 1:58 pm

killadroid

Don't worry about not answering ha ha. I know that you might not always have your phone nearby so it's alright smile

And I'll try to catch you tonight.
Queen of Fishsticks

10/20/2009 2:35 pm

Queen of Fishsticks

Hey, Britt <3.
How are you? 3nodding
This is my new back up account, Gaia blocked my previous account (Spammarella) for being a spam bot. sweatdrop
I guess they just assumed that because of my name, I wish they'd look into it more before proceeding to block the account.
I tried to unblock it but they were convinced that Spammarella wasn't created by an actual person, but by a computer. crying
killadroid

10/19/2009 4:16 pm

killadroid

Ha ha, okay.

I'm sure your charm will get you out if soon razz
killadroid

10/18/2009 2:47 pm

killadroid

Alright, are you being punished for something? surprised

Come back soon, okay? <3
LETS GO MILTANK TIPPING

10/17/2009 6:10 pm

LETS GO MILTANK TIPPING

No problem and thanks for clicking my eggs and Pokemon, too.
killadroid

10/17/2009 4:33 pm

killadroid

No problem, I was kind of wondering were you were though ha ha.

Missing you a little too surprised
Lady Angelus

10/08/2009 10:57 am

Lady Angelus

Oh, yeah... I didn't even think about that. Well, good luck with your costume. I'm sure it will be great no matter what, judging by your creativity.
Lady Angelus

10/07/2009 3:18 pm

Lady Angelus

Wow! Not many people dress up as Sally. I bet that is going to look amazing.
Lady Angelus

10/06/2009 2:10 pm

Lady Angelus

Yes, that's the spirit! I absolutely concur. What are you going to dress up as? I'm going as a pirate.
Lady Angelus

10/05/2009 6:00 pm

Lady Angelus

I understand. Money tends to burn a hole in my pocket, too.
So, I see you're all dressed up for Halloween. Are you going to dress up in real life, too?

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