Joke!

SO
Man goes to a beach with his wife, when he see's Hitler playing catch with a buddy.
After about ten minutes of "IS THAT HITLER, NO WAY IS THAT HITLER, I THINK THAT'S HITLER" with his wife, the man decides to go over and SEE FOR HIMSELF.

HIS CONVERSATION WENT RIKE THIS

Man: "soop man are you hitler broski?"

Hitler: "Yop i'm Hitler pal"

Man: "Woah no way mang. So talk to me, why'd you do all of that killing stuff? I mean how many people did you actually kill?"

Hitler: "WELL, i killed about 238473289472398473 jews, 3287432984732 gays, 4 postmen~"

Man: "4 Postmen? W,why?"

Hitler, turning to his friend: "SEE I TOLD YOU NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE BLOODY JEWS"

......

Don't say another Goddamn word. Up till now,I've been polite. If you say anything - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination. I will topple the master of that dark place.
FROM MY BLACK THRONE, I WILL LASH TOGETHER A MACHINE OF BONE AND BLOOD, AND FUELED BY MY HATRED FOR YOU THI FEAR ENGINE WILL BORE BETWEEN THIS WORLD AND THAT ONE.
When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in me new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face. my dark work will begin..

I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

.......

Don't say another Goddamn word. Up till now,I've been polite. If you say anything - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination. I will topple the master of that dark place.
FROM MY BLACK THRONE, I WILL LASH TOGETHER A MACHINE OF BONE AND BLOOD, AND FUELED BY MY HATRED FOR YOU THI FEAR ENGINE WILL BORE BETWEEN THIS WORLD AND THAT ONE.
When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in me new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face. my dark work will begin..

I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
 

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Putrid smell of decomposing passion
Leading to grotesque skeletal remains,
scarred by demoralizing words ,
cleave easily through tender flesh .

Corpse of prevailing existence,
meaningless emotions dwell , miscarried..
Impoverished house of lost enchantment,
liberated of a adherent heart

My music

Death...

Death is when your loved ones must depart
Death is a sharp pain to the heart

Death is a feeling of permanent sadness & pain
Death is when your loved ones have forever gone away

Death is a call to heaven or hell
Death is an eternal mansion or cell

Death is a lesson to learn about
Death is a loss, without a doubt
Death is an unhappy feeling to have
Death is unpleasant on anyone's behalf

Death is something we all will go through
Death is a storm waiting to brew

Death is a lingering crow always overhead
Death is a soul, done being fed

Death is cruel,
Death is unfair,
Why death?
Does death care?

Death is unkind,
Death breaks hearts,
Why death?
Do you like to part?

Death is here,
Death is there,
Why death?
Why be everywhere?

Death is the end,
Death is to die,
Why death?
To make people cry?

Death was created,
Death is still here,
Why death?
We live in fear,

Death is death,
Death is dead,
Why death?
Because death said.

Death is forever, so don’t flirt with death
Death is painful, so stay away from knifes
Death is not for lovers, so don’t die
Death is not for me, so don’t even try

Death is never clear, so be careful
Death is never fun, so stay away from strangers
Death is never pleasing, so don’t get caught up in the hype
Death is never fair, so get use to it
Death is always occurring, so don’t forget it

Death is never what u expect, so expect the unexpected
Death is not for you, so please don’t give up
Death is forever, so don’t forget that

Love You To Death-Kamelot

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