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Why hello there. I am the Mercedes Guardian, and I watch over Bella as she drives. And goes out with Edward. And walks around outside. And sometimes when she's in the shower but not all the time. She is my life and I am hers.

Do NOT take pictures with me without asking first! I am very expensive and rare and special. Therefore, Bella is very special, rare, and expensive. She is my mistress and you will NOT speak ill of her! I will allow you to buy me nice things, though. I deserve only the finest.

To my dear Fans: I am currently in a hot and heavy relationship with The Batmobile. She really revs up my engines

Now while I love my fans, you will see that some of them are quite derranged. One of them, Complex_ity was so deranged that she was driven to insanity. Now she spends her days weeping and sucking her thumb while holding a picture of me. Poor thing.

Ways not to be driven insane by my beauty
Do not stare at my bumper
Do not obsessively comment
Always know that I am far too perfect to be possessed by you
Take what you can get (a glance, a wink, a nod, a smile)
Do not follow me
Do not try to kill yourself knowing I will follow
Do not hit on me. But this one is hard, so I will permit some hitting on. Don't expect me to flirt back, though. Remember, I cost more than your house, street, and education times a hundred.


Buy me nice things so I may look like this. I want a new jacket!

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I MARRIED EDWARD CULLEN

06/23/2009 10:32 pm

I MARRIED EDWARD CULLEN

what makes you think i want inside your 'leather interior'?
Makoto Tsuru

06/20/2009 8:43 am

Makoto Tsuru

Please do, Mr. Guardian! ^^ How've ya been, boss?
~HugWhore~

06/20/2009 6:02 am

~HugWhore~

Ooooh! Hello, dearest!
How have we been? No scrathes, I hope.
Cullen Bella Swan

09/01/2008 4:08 pm

Cullen Bella Swan

God! Why do you have to follow me?! I told Edward that I didn't need a Mercedes Guardian, and that my old trunk was just fine! You`r drawing to much attention to me!
Dream Diary

09/01/2008 10:19 am

Dream Diary

Oh my love, I hardly get any time any longer.
With The Joker still on the run and Harvey Dent's action against everyone earlier this month, it's just been so terribly hectic.
Any time I do have is spent getting cleaned by Alfred, and everything else I'm in Mr. Wayne's use. There are so many villains cropping up these days, it just can't be helped!
I hope that, some day, my time is freer and I am able to spend it with you, my glistening, missle proof darling.
ex o ex Snoof

08/31/2008 4:17 pm

ex o ex Snoof

Well thanks, Sexy.
Capcha: ford speedy
Arisu_Hitomi

08/24/2008 1:06 pm

Arisu_Hitomi

Ahh my dear Mercedes Guardian, sorry for not coming to visit you!
I have been terribly neglectful haven't I? I've been so busy with real life things that when I do
get online I usually play this game called Mabinogi.
But do not fret I shall return to the thread and to you! I can only resist your dazzling good
looks for so long!
<3
Madame Nonchalant

08/23/2008 11:53 am

Madame Nonchalant

Oh, Mercedes!
What would we do without your sexy goodness in the thread?
Uncle Werewolf

08/23/2008 11:43 am

Uncle Werewolf

Hey, hey!
That's not my fault, okay?
Blame Seth, he's he one who insists on smell like a werewolf all the time.
Makoto Tsuru

08/23/2008 11:17 am

Makoto Tsuru

*a la Harley Quinn* Your welcome, Mistah M!

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I cost more than your house, transportation, and seven times all of your bills. You should buy me nice things. It couldn't hurt your chances.

My sweet fan Arisu_Hitomi created this for me.
http://i36.tinypic.com/dbnj7k.jpg