So this one time, Kelp Man, Nathan, Lingerie-A and I, went to this strip club. But the bouncers were like, "Fuck you, you look like you'd grab our girls." So Nathan got all pissed and got in his face, he was all like, "Bitch, I'll fucking tear off your balls and feed them to your mother!" This comment immediately encouraged a large beefy fist to the temple of Nathan. He went down like a crack whore in need of ten bucks, and stayed there. So Lingerie-A pulled out a giant ass glowstick and shoved it(not entirely) up the bouncer's anal cavity. Kelp Man, feeling he had to do something, began posturing up to any man in the vicinity that was slightly lower than his height. He was stabbed about 42 seconds into it. And I, was beaten to near-death with a small leather dildo. Moral; Fuck Texas.
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Ah, work at a movie theatre now do we?
And GAY!
*burns that bible when he's not looking*
Dyslexic, Sorry for my shitty spelling.
that little b*****d, we must form together with torches and clubs. ******** pitchforks, we arent farmers here.
its hard to say what state. sort of full of life, sort of cynical and drained of all sense.
sounds like a mix of germany and that actor. oh god, he has his own german town.
now hes gonna try and take the credit for dead kids from other kids around the world.
Dyslexic, Sorry for my shitty spelling.
******** oath. Those bitches be trollin' the waters.
I loved good ol' Steve, even though he didn't do much to help the stereotype that that's how the rest of us talk neutral
It was seriously so out of ******** nowhere when he died, I thought it was another internet hoax zzz
Dyslexic, Sorry for my shitty spelling.
Lol,ouch.
And thanks, jus felt like being fancy in somethin other than a dress here
Sir if I was bitten by a flea I would be dead.
Obviously because this is AUSTRALIA and everything that can bite will, and you will always most certainly die.
Getting to my age is seen as an acomplishment in these parts.
No,no. Peanut suace is like.. an asian spicey sauce made from peanuts.
My user name was a captcha i got one time. >.<
Sometimes i question your sanity