About

The best thing you've ever done for me
Was to help me take my life less seriously.

It's only life, after all.


Intellectually indispensable.
Emotionally reprehensible.

I'm the best thing that never happened to you.

Name: Aramis Alleghieri

Age: 23, no, 24, no 25 NOW, JESUS. =(

Location: Throggs Neck neighborhood, Bronx borough, New York City, New York state, East Coast, United States of America, North America, Western Hemisphere, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe, Mind of God.

Religious Affiliation:
WARNING! I am prone to frequent bouts of religious fanaticism, zealous praise and sincere, fantastic desires to become a saint. Thankfully, these moods pass easily and without much incident in a matter of a few minutes to a few days. I was born and raised Roman Catholic. I have some Gnostic beliefs. Basically, I believe in God and Jesus, and that Jesus is the son of God, and that he died for us. However, I also believe that God is a growing, learning entity that has made mistakes and is constantly experimenting and learning from them. I don't know what you call that.

Race: Hokay... *Cracks knuckles.* The blood that flows in these veins is: Puerto Rican. Taino (Puerto Rican natives). Italian (both mainland and Siscilian). Western European, non-Hispanic white. Spaniard. African. Native American (Iroquois). Regular ol' down South country Black. Moor. Indian(India). Canary Islander. But before anything else, I am an American.

I like: Drawing, video games, cooking, video games, writing stories, video games, writing poems, video games, reading, video games, collecting art, video games, taking long walks, video games, stormy weather, video games, growing plants, video games, roller blading/extreme sports, video games, and music. And video games. Can't forget that.
Also, I do it for the lulz. All of it. All the time.

I dislike: Shallow people, liars, back stabbers, betrayers, the two-faced stinking gutter-tramps who tell me one thing to my face and do another behind my back. I also don't like hypocrites. Oh... and people who toy with other people's feelings. Basically, I don't like people in general. There are individuals I absolutely adore, but people as a whole, eh... I could do without 'em. Especially people who do it for the frunz. They're horrible, horrible people and should be avoided at all cost.

Oh. One more thing.
I can't CAN'T. STAND. emo kids. Seriously. Get over yourselves. You can cry about being ugly, hated and deprived, but when you post pictures on MySpace of yourself over and over and over and over and over again, you're not convincing anyone of your "OMG IM SO UGLEH!!1!1!" stance. Hence, in saying that, I must declare that I CAN'T. STAND. emo music. Fallout Boy, Panic! I'm So Emo (Panic! At The Disco), Green Day, anything that involves grown-a** men wearing eyeliner and singing in warbly voices and fake accents. They are talentless, three-riff bands that wouldn't know good music if it slapped them in the face. Final message to the emos of the world: Use a loaded gun next time, idiots. And buy a pair of jeans that actually fit, you whining, egotistical, nobody-understands-me, my-life-is-hell, I'm an individual so I shop at the same place as all of my friends and we all steal our sisters' makeup for ourselves, hair to one side, taking pictures from a high, cornered angle, thick-rimmed black glasses, depressed because it's in style now waste of human life. I mega loathe you all.

My favorite video games ever: (In order)
1. Xenogears.
1. Final Fantasy VII.
1. Final Fantasy: Tactics
1. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
1. Metal Gear Solid: Sons of Liberty
1. Soul Calibur
1. Tomb Raider
1. Shadow of the Colossus
1. Kingdom Hearts
2. Resident Evil 2
2. Devil May Cry
3. Tekken Tag Tournament
4. Dance Dance Revolution 2

More as more occur. And no, the repeated numbers aren't mistakes. I just can't choose a favorite. They're ALL spectacular in their own way.

Favorite movies: Pulp Fiction. The Terminator 2. Jurassic Park. Edward Scissorhands. The Nightmare Before Christmas. American History X. Gangs of New York. The Man In The Iron Mask (1941). Sin City. The Never Ending Story. 300. Whale Rider. The Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Eh... not much of a movie fan; if I remember more, I'll put 'em up there.

Favorite musical artists: 10,000 Maniacs, Natalie Merchant, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, The Rolling Stones, U2, Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel, The Mamas and the Papas, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Smashing Pumpkins, Korn, Godsmack, Disturbed, Indigo Girls, The Cranberries, Pearl Jam, Nine Inch Nails, and... uh... more as I remember them. I'm a 70's-80's rock kinda guy, 90's grunge and metal, and (gasp!) folk songs. I like my music to tell me a story, a real story. I love foreign language songs, too...
except that J-Rock garbage. Just because they're pale, skinny far Eastern Asians doesn't mean they're the best thing since sliced bread. They dress up to distract you from just how awful and bland their music is. Yeah. I said it. I hate Dir en Grey and that other trash out there. Miyavi sucks.

Favorite Professional Sports Teams: The New York Metropolitans (Mets, National League baseball...
I CANNOT STAND THE OVERPAID CRYBABY, STEROID-ABUSING YANKEES!!), the New York Jets (NFL), the Green Bay Packers (Bret Favre, get your old a** out of the game, it's time to retire), the New York Islanders (NHL.... Mmmmm, Jaromir Jagr...), the New York Rangers, the Boston Red Sox (because I hate the Yankees), Manchester United (football/soccer), Real Madrid (football/soccer).


I am a
REPUBLICAN. I believe in as little governmental interference with the people as possible. I believe people are capable of getting UP OFF OF THEIR LAZY ASSES AND WORKING FOR WHAT THEY WANT and to create a "welfare" and a "nanny" state only weakens the American people. I believe if you cannot afford it, you should not own it. I believe that the working class, especially those in manual labor, is what will eventually save our economy. I believe in a TWO-PARENT HOME. Notice I said two-parent. Mom-Dad, Mom-Mom, Dad-Dad is great, as long as there are two parents. I believe that if you think you're grown enough MAKE a baby, you are grown enough to take CARE of a baby. I believe that how you type online is INDICATIVE of how you carry yourself in real life. I believe that learning the material in school CORRECTLY is more important that building confidence. I believe in a return to basic manners. I am a REPUBLICAN that has lost confidence in his party. I am a REPUBLICAN that sees his party losing touch with whom it is supposed to be championing and representing: the everyday hardworking men and women that would gladly fight and die for their country, their rights, and their freedom. I am a REPUBLICAN that feels betrayed by his party. I am a REPUBLICAN that voted Democrat in 2008.

I appreciate literacy. A lot. I have five piercings. Four on the left ear, one on the right.

I have ONE tattoo.

I tried to enlist in the U.S. Army since the age of thirteen.

I'm neither homosexual nor heterosexual. I simply am.

The love of my life is a certain Sir Schmerz. We met a little over four and a half years ago in the suffocating cesspool known as the Chatterbox. We acknowledged each other. We hated each other's guts. We insulted each other, called each other names and voiced our hatred for one another loudly and often. And then we fell in love. Such is the story of how strange love can be. Who would have known that we'd be together this long, and that nearly half a decade later we'd still be going strong? And although you may see him as an arrogant jerk, as an elitist pig, as a holier-than-though self-righteous jackass, rest assured that I saw him that way once as well. And now he's just my SNUGGLEBUTT LUFFIEPANTS.

I love you, sweetness. Always have, always will. icon_heart.gif

The end.

ANNOUNCEMENT:

I was married to Sir Schmerz on May 27th, 2007. Huzzah!


P.S.
My boss says I look like a sexy Jesus.



On occasion, I have been known to do avatar art. The image in my signature was drawn by me.

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libido_action_kappa_gojyo

11/25/2009 6:41 pm

libido_action_kappa_gojyo

You must be a glorious golden god, then..
<3 cool.
Lady Kayura

11/25/2009 6:06 pm

Lady Kayura

I rather like your pleased look. Please don't take this as me hitting on you or flirting but you really are quite good looking. 3nodding
Captain John Stamos

11/25/2009 4:49 pm

Captain John Stamos

AH HA! I never thought of that. Say thank you to your sister for me. XD

No you don't, your gratitude is more than enough for me.
Captain John Stamos

11/25/2009 4:45 pm

Captain John Stamos

*memorizes wishlist*

D:<
Captain John Stamos

11/25/2009 4:35 pm

Captain John Stamos

Enjoy. *peruses wishlist for other things to donate*
Inexpensive Prostitute

11/25/2009 3:00 pm

Inexpensive Prostitute

Everyone in Finland actually does learn English and the vast majority speak it as well. But I do understand your point, not to mention appreciating it. I have to admit that even though I obviously have no problem communicating in English, when I'm back home it always feels nice if I meet a foreigner who has made the effort. Especially since Finnish is such a b***h of a language.

That's handy. o: I'm jealous now. None of my flatmates play anything and only a few of my friends in Scotland actually are into video games but they all live about an hour away from the university so slim chances of actually going anywhere to play. It's always amazing going home and actually just having game nights with friends. Gah...I've been meaning to bake cupcakes for about two weeks now. I keep forgetting to buy the ingredients. <.<

Oh boy, does that sound familiar. I've been having the biggest case of baby fever for ages now. I've always been really family orientated and I can't wait to get a family of my own. Thankfully I've still got that wee voice of reasoning saying "Study and save some money first. Plus, it might not hurt if you actually were living with your man". And I know that even if I might be emotianally ready to be a parent, no way is my life situation supporting that right now.

Awesome. o:
libido_action_kappa_gojyo

11/25/2009 2:19 pm

libido_action_kappa_gojyo

Well this one is a lot sexier. <w<
Mine never changed because this is a cosplay account <3
Thymen

11/25/2009 1:57 pm

Thymen

He'll get his revenge, someday.
Thymen's also a very "No women, No children" kind' a guy.

Me? I don't know what I'd do if my Girlfriend died in someway. I'd rather not think about it either.
Ofcourse I can't spend the rest of my life whining like a little b***h... But...
She's perfect to me. And I know I could never find another girl/women like her.

I checked that background you said? Not..my style.

Anyways, I'm goin' to bed now.
Inexpensive Prostitute

11/25/2009 1:52 pm

Inexpensive Prostitute

Oh, don't worry. It does that to me as well and I'm supposed to be a native speaker. xD I think it does it to everyone, just out of spite. It's good that you're trying, though. Learning the grammar and stuff like that is easy enough to do on your own. But ultimately, I think you'll be needing a Finn to learn the talking bit. And not to alarm you, but if you get to Finland, speaking is so different from what you'd expect. I think lots of foreigners are having trouble with the monstrous amount of dialects and that. But it'll be alright.

Wow, similar situations. I'm struggling with space as well, since I only have one room for myself and I have to put my stuff in storage for summers...but thankfully, one of my flatmates is as much of a book addict as I am, so ideally we just borrow from eachother. Except that neither one of us has no time to read. But your situation sounds so much better. There's cake involved. o:

Ah...if it's about kids, I understand. I'm panicking about that as well because I really would rather have all three of mine before I hit 35 but that brings about some complications. Oh, I don't even want to think about telling how I played NES when I was a kid and how amazing that was. If PS2 is already a "vintage console"...yeah. Not happy. <.<
Thymen

11/25/2009 1:46 pm

Thymen

AS my desk. Not on it. smile
Thymen Molizzo? He used to have a wife. Even a little girl, daughter.
Pretty much like Micheal Corleone: Car bomb.
Only, this one was actually meant for them, and not for Thymen.
He's remained loyal to them to this very day, the ashes are in funerary urns in his office.

No other women.
xd

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Married to Sir Schmerz. <3
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Your smoking ban repeal has pleased me. No, this IS my "pleased" face.


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