So, this dude goes to the beach. He wants to get a tan and everything, so he lays down on the sand. Note that he also has nothing on at all. So in efforts to be discreet, he has his hat over his thingy to cover himself. Tis lady walks up to him and goes, "You know, if you were REALLY a gentleman, you'd lift your hat." he looks up at her wide eyed, then goes "Lady, if you weren't so dam ugly, it would lift itself!"
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