"It's not about what I want. It's about what's fair. You thought we could be decent men in an indecent world. You thought we could lead by example. You thought the rules could bend but not break... you were wrong. The world is cruel. And the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair."
this is me
Hi.
I'm Five.
Also Jesse.
I am genetically predisposed to alcoholism, delicate work, genocide, and having high standards.
Mostly the odd numbered ones out of the above list.
I get the genocide from being half Dutch.
Dutch=Viking, by the way (Which is awesome).
I play a lot of musical instruments, like, "bass n' drums n' guitar" a lot.
But mostly bass.
I dislike every Final Fantasy above 8.
I'm not single.
I'm apparently very attractive to older women.
I'm probably the most passive-aggressive person you will ever meet.
I'm a food lover.
I'm a Katy Perry fan.
I swear, a lot.
I'm taller than the average adult.
I love sarcasm.
I often question life.
I follow no specific religion, but if asked I will reply with pastafarian.
I laugh at scientology.
I like bands you haven't heard of.
the place were i put my face
Unamused Five is unamused.
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~Leave the bourbon on the shelf, and I'll drink it by myself.
And I love you endlessly, darling don't you see,
that i'm not satisfied, untill I hold you tight~
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MAN you think a Southern Fuzz Garage Band could work down in teh south here ?
I just got this SUPER DEEEEEP awesome garage-Rock sound form my Mesa Boogie.
I kicked on the sili. Fuzz and DAMN my ears nearly had an orgasm.
NO tahts the Riot
and its good for swarms
What ever happened to the 3-burst shotgun thats was in the Beta ??
Thing would have RAPED tanks and Chargers in one trigger pull.
Tactical shotgun
the LONG barrled one with that little nub at the end
Its the shotgun thats cross hair is a perfect cross. Even when running
It only holds like...6 shells
Not the long barrled one with that MASSIVE d**k comeing off the end of it.
THats just the regular Shotgun wiht 8 shells nad piss-poor accuracy.
Im a SAW f**
THat things stopping power and accuracy-per-distance is ******** increible
Though its useless at close-range
When I know Im going into tight corners I try to find a TACT-Shot. and reload any free moment I get.
The jocky I can stand becuase I've only been rode on once and its was because I was trying to bash his face in with a frying pan but HOLY MOTHER OF GOD that Charger gets me EVERY ******** TIME
Its like he ONLY targets Ellis and Nick
RACIST n***a CHARGER MABYE !??????
"WHO NEED ACCURACY WHEN YOU CAN SHOOT LOTSA BUULETS, BUY A DHAL TODAY!"
God Borderlands is awesome
MAN L4Ds's last mission is lame :/
You run across a bridge to a choper
THe only hard thing is pushing through the zombies who DO EVERYHTING they can to piss you off.
Oh and the Charger
GOD HE IS A DOUCH
He'll charge your sorry a** RIHGT off the bridge with him JUST to make you restart that s**t.
GODDMAN THATS AWESOME
Inorite
http://www.youtube.com/user/ManaPotions#p/u/4/on4P94lyGyE
serioulsy who thinks of these things
i like the iQuit
I seriously want one of those now