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- What, you kidding, way too lazy for one of those job things.
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- 300 the movie Dragon Ball Z Roruni Kenshin Naruto Matrix Lord of the Rings Code Geas
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- Heroes Traveler Supernatural
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- Dark Tower Series Halo Rave Master Eragon Inkheart Harry Potter Davinci Code Jonathon Strange and Mr Norrel
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Warning the following may disturb if you don't know me and if you do you should know why I put it.If I had a band its name would be Violent by Design. The first two If I had a band it would be Violent by Design. Its first album would be Violent Sex and Sexy Violence. The first two songs would be I Didn't Mean To Hit You and I Meant To Kill you.
These are jokes know as That's What She Said jokes. These are the best ones I and my freinds have said. I have included some context with some them for you to better aprreciate the humor.
It's neon green and huge.......
(looking at palm tree that is bleeding sap after being hit) Oh my God what did I do?! Its bleeding now?!
(after placing book in the wrong cubbyhole)That doesn't go in that hole!
(While playing Go I attempted to create a hole to trap my devious opponent) Dude! Give up on that hole!
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We will find a way or we will make one- Hannibal of Carthage
The enemy's gate is down-Ender, Ender's Game
There is no teacher but the enemy. Only the enemy will show you how to defeat him-Mazer Rackham, Ender's Game
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