FRESH FROM THE JETS TO THE 'JECTS WHERE THE G'S AT
Vice Principal:
Art thou not sorry for these heinous deeds?
Cashmere Cactus:
Ay, that I had not done a thousand more.
Even now I curse the day--and yet, I think,
Few come within the compass of my curse,--
Wherein I did not some notorious ill,
As kill a man, or else devise his death,
Ravish a maid, or plot the way to do it,
Accuse some innocent and forswear myself,
Set deadly enmity between two friends,
Make poor men's cattle break their necks;
Set fire on barns and hay-stacks in the night,
And bid the owners quench them with their tears.
Oft have I digg'd up dead men from their graves,
And set them upright at their dear friends' doors,
Even when their sorrows almost were forgot;
And on their skins, as on the bark of trees,
Have with my knife carved in Roman letters,
'Let not your sorrow die, though I am dead.'
Tut, I have done a thousand dreadful things
As willingly as one would kill a fly,
And nothing grieves me heartily indeed
But that I cannot do ten thousand more.
Frequently Asked Questions:
- Are you a developer?
-No, I am not a developer, they're much, much smarter than me.
- Are you a mod/admin? Can you help me with my hacking/scamming/banning case?
-No, sorry! I probably can't help you. The quickest way to reach the mods is with a report.
- Who the heck are you?
-I'm usually in charge of announcing stuff and writing the newsletters. Sometimes I write item descriptions and mini comics.
- That Fleep sure is a dreamboat, isn't he?
-I once saw him lose a fistfight to an ostrich.... and ostriches don't even have fists!
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Sxc avatar =D
Phew, it's a relief that "Hillbilly Handshake" was number one. If it wasn't something so smoooooooth, I don't know if I could have dug the great Cassius LaFontaine being knocked down to number two. D:
Thanks a million for clearing this up, I had a get together arranged and it would have been the height of embarrassment to not have the best jazz grooves playing.
...That my dear gaian is made of true win then.
I dare you to cosplay as your avatar in real life right now.
Very nice a--- OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED!?
Did the Olympics do this too you? MY GOD!
Someone sure let themselves go.
And the ostrich thing reminds me of these quizs I use to take at mewing.net.
can you help me my black ops is not letting my put on the face paint
You are smothered in Coco's!!!
Coolio......hi! (I am a complete stranger to you....yes I know, I somehow stumbled upon you.) xD
hi i think i luv u
Whats up?