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Shut up.

I've been on here since early 2004 and all I've seen from Gaia are crossdressing 14-year olds, horny 12-year olds, incompetent administrators, and a few shards of hope, but those are few and far between.

And then there are the *****. You ought to be peeled, salted, driven through the streets by mental patients with spiked planks, and then used as a j**z catcher by baboons in heat.

At best.

I have seen the filthy underbelly of Gaia. And I am here to point these out to you. Because you never see it yourselves. If you look hard enough, the truth will shock and horrify you.

I am Internet Jesus. Your Invisible Space Daddy. I am the Wrong Messiah who sits in the back of your brain, wiping the nectar from his frightening genitals off on to your cerebellum so that you see the world in eleven dimensions and finally understand that everyone everywhere is lying to you and that I am your only friend because I am not like the others.

Part of

The Best Damn Guild Ever.

Why is it the Best Damn Guild Ever?

Cause we have a videogame and you don't, ********.

AND I DON'T ******** HAVE MONEY. YOU GIVE ME MONEY CAUSE I'M PROBABLY POORER THAN YOU.

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Decapitado

01/24/2010 9:45 am

Decapitado

******** nice avatar.
Cake Thief

12/24/2009 1:33 pm

Cake Thief

Your avi so SO cool!
Conan The Barbie Doll

11/24/2009 1:01 am

Conan The Barbie Doll

I downloaded AdBlock Plus, put the address you gave me in AdBlock Plus's options, and now my tank doesn't load at all!

Maybe I ought to go to Q& A rather than hound you with questions.... sweatdrop
Conan The Barbie Doll

11/24/2009 12:55 am

Conan The Barbie Doll

Damnit! It still just says "http:"

See? http://tinypic.com/r/eu572r/6
Conan The Barbie Doll

11/24/2009 12:49 am

Conan The Barbie Doll

I put it in, with the asterisk and the two "@" symbols, and firefox decided it was just "http:" So I removed the two "@" symbols and the asterisk and it came up in the adblocker as "gaiaonline.com", which is already there.

gonk Halp?
Conan The Barbie Doll

11/24/2009 12:42 am

Conan The Barbie Doll

This is for Firefox, right? sweatdrop Just making sure....
Conan The Barbie Doll

11/24/2009 12:37 am

Conan The Barbie Doll

But I've got Gaia on my list of exceptions and it still doesn't show up.... crying
Conan The Barbie Doll

11/24/2009 12:24 am

Conan The Barbie Doll

How are you getting cigs from the Overseer? It's not even in our tanks anymore.
Ratt Scabies

11/20/2009 6:09 pm

Ratt Scabies


touche.
but fffff i wanna see rich ward host raw. ;~;
because that would be ********.
also, i've heard that the rock is going to
host sometime in january.
Ratt Scabies

11/20/2009 5:40 pm

Ratt Scabies

and germ incubators.
and manatees.
and-
WAIT A MINUTE ******** YOU CHRIS I LIKE MANATEES. gonk
but srsly.
i think jericho should be gcd-kun.

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