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Does this smell like chloroform to you?


Oh heeeeeeeeeey.
Call me Jordan.



As long as you're here, I'll give you the DL.
I'm better than you in every way.
I can be moody and down, but I'm really not that terrible.
Well, ok, sometimes I am.
Never take me too seriously, though.

I love reading. My books are my children. The amount of copies I have of the Complete Collection of Sherlock Holmes is getting embarrassing...
I also have interests in nazis, traveling, zombies, gothic architecture, playing piano, old english lore, and villains in general.

I'm not down with typical gender roles. I get along with males best, so naturally almost all my best friends are guys. I like having people who are ok with me eating way too much and watching gory movies and playing Halo.

This is where I give a shout out to my best friend, Nelson. Thanks for always being there, for playing endless hours of N64, for eating as much pizza as I do, for trying to teach me how to skateboard, for wrestling with me instead of just letting me win an argument, and for not feeling like less of a man when you take naps in the same bed as me. I love you. <3

I love and reside in the Chatterbox. Chances are you've seen me countless times. Those who claim you haven't, I know you're lying.

I'm sure some of you will get along with me just fine.

As for the vast majority of you, however, I hate you.









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Mill Pill

02/09/2010 10:17 pm

Mill Pill

gigglesnort
you are a funny person O:
you remind me of an old friend of mine C:
Mill Pill

02/09/2010 9:45 pm

Mill Pill

she is amazing
O:
shes got alot of haters though
> n>;
Mill Pill

02/09/2010 9:26 pm

Mill Pill

o wo
lady gaga reference?
Cx
wow it would be
embarrassing for me to ask
if it wasnt
Mill Pill

02/09/2010 8:54 pm

Mill Pill

you amaze me.
Agent_Yevon

02/09/2010 2:12 pm

Agent_Yevon

To behold such a smile, is more than worth having my head submerged in the sea of your love. Shall I stay afloat, constantly grabbing at non existant buoys of hope or be swept to the bottom of the briney blue to Davy Jone's Locker?? gonk

And dependency be damned, as long as you function normally that is good enough for anyone else that should care about your state. And you make it sound like as if you've leprosiy....but from this interesting tapestry we are weaving, mixed with mild fliration and quite heavy on Purple Prose, you've yet to find someone worthy of your time and love who isn't an asshat in some respect. Woe is we.
Agent_Yevon

02/09/2010 1:41 pm

Agent_Yevon

Catch your drift? I'm swept up in it's currents like driftwood! Against my own will, with no will to ever be against it.

That's interesting, yet a bit sad...but then again with anything out of the irregular, you find a pattern to combat it and stick with it. While I'm for the most part against folks that take and sometimes abuse sleeping aids because they feel it's the ONLY way they can get a good night's rest or to fall asleep on time, I'm willing to make an exception in your case. But then again, It's not my case to make anything on it, now is it? And with that said, I'd still recommend (Strongly) that all you need is a soft pillow, a sheet and a good cuddle. 3nodding
Agent_Yevon

02/09/2010 1:01 pm

Agent_Yevon

Will you still be singing that tune after the concussion that will likely ensue from such a drubbing? Love like this shouldn't have to hurt...well atleast not on your end.

And those things sound quite horrid. I did a bit of research on it and It's safe to say I haven't had anything remotely close save for some very bad dreams and the odd feeling of being partially awake, which is very terrible in itself. However, If you are under the thrall of a pill that puts you to sleep, doesn't that make you sleep longer than when you fall asleep naturally? Doesn't it also make you harder to wake?
Littoria-C

02/09/2010 10:31 am

Littoria-C

<33 smile anytime.
Littoria-C

02/09/2010 10:28 am

Littoria-C

I'm sorry! sad
I Hope things work out. I am sending you a hug from across the internet.
Littoria-C

02/09/2010 10:16 am

Littoria-C

As a random note, I love your playlist.
And I saw your sad posts in the CB (I swear I am not a creeper... -_-) and I hope you're okay!
Conbat loves you.

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