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Name's Sam Hearter in reality. People seem to believe that because my name is Sam
HEARTER that I'm obsessed with hearts.
Nah. The Ace of Diamonds is WAY cooler.
(Bite me, Ace of Spades fans.)
People also think that because I had a Newgrounds account (I don't anymore) that I'm automatically a brainless noob with a strange obsession for guy parts.
Also false.
At fifteen, people notice me not for how cool I am, but how I can possibly write so well WITHOUT making too many mistakes and knowing how and when to apply obscenely large and complicated words into sentences and when to just talk like a typical high schooler, ya dig?
(Yeah. A lot of kids at my high school would LOVE to believe gangsters are cool.)
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You're welcome.
You're only truly an a*****e to people that deserve it. Otherwise you're just honest.
Sir, having been lurking around on WF for a bit now, I would like to make it known that I rarely enjoy any posts on Gaia as much as I enjoy yours. I find you entirely entertaining. Thank you.
that dose sound epic
lol half with dark clouds and heavy rain the other half bright and sunny with cherpping birds and a nice heat wave xD that would be weird
wow thats kinda sucky gonk well then can it snow at my school and miss the high school thats just up the street?? xD wow that would be realy weird only half the town snowed in lol
hmm.... well dont say like or the devil may rape you...... lol rainy here off and on im stuck in a dress waitting to see wicked tonight and well all the rest as well as secrealty hopeing to meet grevince despite that we life in the same town ...... wow life is so odd hhmmm..... its cold and hopefully it will snow so that we wont have to take finnals next week xD
yes it is lol and ya sorry bout that but it wasnt my choice to kick her out hell i dont even think i had a say in it at all now that i think about it stare dame wicked o well i cant change any thing so ..... any who how are you on this lovly day in the world in between holy saints and the eternaly damed... (no im not realigios i just couldnt think of any other way to say the world)
im not sure your on my friends list and from what i can tell your also in the family guild are you not? eather way i feel as though i should stop by and mearly say hello
hi ^.^
Alright! I'm speaking to Zell too!
Haha, you two are awesome!