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Post: 2355193_1 created on Thu, 27 May 2004 01:54:10 +0000
Posted: Thu, 27 May 2004 01:54:10 +0000

So. Got to doin' some thinkin'...and I got to some wonderin'.

If the son of God returned...AS A FURRY...what kind of furry would he be?

Now obviously - it's purely hypothetical situation - I'm not implying the lamb of God is ACTUALLY a lamb of God. Nor am I saying anything about what a furry is and what being one would entail - so don't be hatin' and shouting "UH - YOU'RE A BIGOT THAT KEEPS THE FURRED KIND DOWN!!!"

It's just an honest question.

Which animal? A lamb? A lion? ...or an elephant - because they're really big? Or like a falcon, because they're really cool?

I personally think IF he was a furry, he'd be a lion. Because Revelation 5:5 sez "Then one of the elders said to me, "Do not weep! See, the Lion of the tribe of Judah, the Root of David, has triumphed. He is able to open the scroll and its seven seals."

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Post: 2355193_2 created on Thu, 27 May 2004 02:16:05 +0000
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Post: 2355193_3 created on Thu, 27 May 2004 02:16:39 +0000
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This is by far the best question I've heard all week.

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Post: 2355193_4 created on Thu, 27 May 2004 02:21:56 +0000
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Ferret, cuz Ferrets RULE!

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Post: 2355193_5 created on Thu, 27 May 2004 02:23:05 +0000
Posted: Thu, 27 May 2004 02:23:05 +0000

Um... a Jesus lizard? They're pretty cool =)

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Post: 2355193_6 created on Thu, 27 May 2004 02:23:48 +0000
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Are you that guy who draws furrie Jesus porn? neutral

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Post: 2355193_7 created on Thu, 27 May 2004 02:23:54 +0000
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Jesus would return as a Catgirl. eek

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Post: 2355193_8 created on Thu, 27 May 2004 02:24:12 +0000
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he would be a parrot. Parrots kick it with pirates, and therefore hang around with Maddox, since he is a pirate. Maddox is also jesus, so, by simple martian logic, jesus would be a parrot.

and he would have a laser-eye. the "catch you on fire" kind

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Post: 2355193_9 created on Thu, 27 May 2004 02:24:52 +0000
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A Kitten. eek

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Post: 2355193_10 created on Thu, 27 May 2004 02:25:01 +0000
Posted: Thu, 27 May 2004 02:25:01 +0000

a domo

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Post: 2355193_11 created on Thu, 27 May 2004 02:25:25 +0000
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gonk gonk gonk

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Post: 2355193_12 created on Thu, 27 May 2004 02:25:34 +0000
Posted: Thu, 27 May 2004 02:25:34 +0000

He would be a pink My Little Pony.

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Post: 2355193_13 created on Thu, 27 May 2004 02:26:22 +0000
Posted: Thu, 27 May 2004 02:26:22 +0000

Lion. Well, God would be a lion, and Jesus would be .. A Lion. gonk

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Post: 2355193_14 created on Thu, 27 May 2004 02:27:00 +0000
Posted: Thu, 27 May 2004 02:27:00 +0000

He'll either be a Guinea Pig,a Cat,a Dog or a Chinchila! whee Chew chew chew chew!Chinchilas are sexy

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Post: 2355193_15 created on Thu, 27 May 2004 02:27:27 +0000
Posted: Thu, 27 May 2004 02:27:27 +0000

A donkey or a white horse.

Oh, you said discuss. Well, he carries a heavy burden, and a heavy cross, and he just makes me think of these animals for some reason. God is a lion, in my eyes, but his son, well... is a donkey. Yep. 3nodding

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