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i made someone do it with a dispare beast heart heart heart eek
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I tricked my players into thinking they were fighting a fairly young white dragon. Then it used its breath weapon and took them all out in one shot.
It was an albino red dragon. >D 'Cause albinos are white no matter what color they're supposed to be, and they tend to be very small for their age. |
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I gave the party a cursed item. it nearly killed someone. This was in the very begingin, they didnt touch another item for the rest of teh adventure. And whent hey did... it was cursed AND trapped. Silly players think everything I put in now is cursed... most of it is some tiems... but not allt he time. Like that one sowrd that... never mind. Or that one book that drove someone insane permanatly
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i turned one of my players into a mole for 2 months sweatdrop
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evil evil hahaha twisted
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well I let a cleric drinka a hulicinageic brew..then descibed her as seeign a rock walk up to her and do the whole "Do you feel boxed in" bit...followed by a large lizard with a neck frill dancign and hissign at her, followed byt he bonfire comign to life and dancign around her, followed by her thinking she saw a man eatign tree behind her which caused her to fire of fher flintlocks..right before describign an ancient Dead Ravign in front of her.
then there was the enchanter they had to deal with who[s doro meowed when they knocked on it, hissed when the closed it, adn the doormat inside the shop that barked when they stepped over or on it. |
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I gave them a ring of three wishes. *laughs at chaos that ensued* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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i made my party get raped by a horny pack of orcs
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kindof like mine HAHAHA evil twisted
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I engineered a situation which ultimately led to my players driving a truck full of explosives into a financial building.
From the top of a parking garage. |
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You find a magical ring.
What does it do? Identify...? Nah, we don't need to Identify it, just put it on and find out. I PUT IT ON It's a Ring of... Disintegration. You're dead. From that point on we kept lugging this ring of disintegration around trying to get as many people to wear it as possible. New party member joined so I tell her "oh here, have my ring of +2 Dex" She was *this* close to putting it on. of course, my entire party is killing themselves laughing. |
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In a dungeon, there was a fake door. No room beyond it, just a heavy wooden door locked with hundreds of feet of pure rock behind it. The real entrance they were looking for was hidden to the left. TWO AND A HALF HOURS they tried to open that door.
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(I wasn't actually DMing this, and we weren't really playing, just talking about it)
DM: You enter a room, you see a chair, a table, and a rug Barbarian(me): I beat the rug to death Paladin: Do you really think it was going to attack us? Barbarian: I just can't take that chance Paladin:... I beat the chair to death DM: the table sneaks up behind you and eats you |
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NinjaViking (I wasn't actually DMing this, and we weren't really playing, just talking about it) DM: You enter a room, you see a chair, a table, and a rug Barbarian(me): I beat the rug to death Paladin: Do you really think it was going to attack us? Barbarian: I just can't take that chance Paladin:... I beat the chair to death DM: the table sneaks up behind you and eats you DM: the dire rat latches on to your(Paladin's) neck Monk: I beat it with my quarter staff DM: While it's stuck in the back of his neck? Monk: yes (Archer skeleton is attacking me and I detroy it's head) DM: the skeleton knocks an arrow and setts it on your shoulder Barbarian(me): wait... on top of my shoulder? so it would shoot behind me? DM: well, you did break off his head Barbarian: oh... well... I guess I let him shoot DM: ok, hey Paladin, the arrow flys behind Barbarian and hits you in the eye slot |
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I had a necromancer that was fighting a Barabian PC make a desperation called shot to the neck, and rolled 5 Natural 20's in a row (Not joking this moment went down in history of our group as the time Bob owned us so very very badly) and decapited the guy with a dagger. DID I MENTION IT WAS SERRATED!!!! redface
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