Hypothetical Question: Passing a Piss Test

[Vryko Lakas]

FagNewton

To make the question easier, the person in question is just shy of 6ft tall and roughly 130lbs with a fast to very fast metabolism, and THC was consumed roughly 2-3 days ago, with a urinary analysis for a job being tomorrow.

I think that unless you're willing to carry around a pouch of some clean person's urine between your legs to keep it warm, you're pretty much boned. Hypothetically speaking.

[underweargnome]

Vryko Lakas

FagNewton

To make the question easier, the person in question is just shy of 6ft tall and roughly 130lbs with a fast to very fast metabolism, and THC was consumed roughly 2-3 days ago, with a urinary analysis for a job being tomorrow.

I think that unless you're willing to carry around a pouch of some clean person's urine between your legs to keep it warm, you're pretty much boned. Hypothetically speaking.

That's the only realistic answer. I suggest you don't take the test- call and say you have swine flu- and try again some other time.
And use this as a lesson for the future about not smoking for a few months before you're going to be having another drug test like this.

[M u s t a n g]

Their are products that you can drink to get the toxins out of your body long enough for you to pass the test but their questionable and if you can keep from puking it back up its likely to give you the shits (and if this person was a woman on her period she would still fail the test because even if you clean the thc from your pee you cant clean it from your blood), I wouldn't recommend using fake piss, or some one else's pee because aside from the fact that you wouldn't be able to hide more than just enough for the sample. They'll more than likely ask you not to flush the toilet after you pee because they don't just test what you put in the cup they test what you piss in the toilet too.

My question is why would you smoke weed when you know that your going to be drug tested for a job? It tells you in the application if they drug test or not so its not like it should come as a surprise. This is amusing that the person in the hypothetical situation is getting tested for an interview and not because of an injury that the medical insurance provided by their work is having to pay for. In that situation if you fail you might not lose your job but your insurance wont cover your a**. Depending on the job and you might end up having to be tested on a regal basses for a few moths and if you fail during that time you would be fired. However most places would fire you.

(and btw you cant get arrested for failing a drug test, despite what Akhenaton of man has stated...unless your on probation, but if you were applying for a job you certainly wont get the job if you fail...)

[CrazyDiamond101]

Alteratively just stay clean and then you won't have to worry *big thumbs up*?