[ Locked ] Sauron's Tea Party

[stargazer Skywise]

Yun? I don't think you should do this, no matter how angry and upset you feel. I am sad about Aroree too and hate Imy for cursing me a potato for joining BOO instead of SIN with her and Thuri. But I'm not gonna work for Sauron. He's just like IMy and Winnowill, sorry Sauron, you're nicer than them, ten times nicer. I hate Rayek but he didn't deserve what Winnowill did to her. You've never actually possessed someone, athough come to think your ring did, and it had your power. And Imy is the most evil minded she-snake on Gaia. She started out as a Dominatrix playing Mistress and Slave roleplays with Morion and others. She reported anyone who suggested breaking the TOS with her though. So even she would not be evil or at least stupid enough to get banned from Gaia.

Whew no longer a potato. Got any wine? Vodca? Dreamberries? I need a drink. Badly. burning_eyes Oh and Yun one more thing the dark side seems to be all out of cookies now. xd

[Thuringwethil the Vampire]

*turns to Mithrellas.* The Dark Queen Laura Vandemar, also known as Cloaked in her Unlight once, would like me to point out she's not just any vampire like me, she's a Vampire Overlord. She has bragged about it like a million times already *big sigh of envy* Also, she wrote to Neil gaiman asking if she could borrow the name Vandemar for her pen name when writing a novel with fantasy elements partly based on her own life experience and long distance relationship with a younger man. He said he doesn't mind and 'may it bring you luck.'. She wrote back see ya at a con sometime maybe, and told a bit about herself and sent the greetings of Delirium to him, but she said ' you must be busy with something awesome again so no need to write back and good luck with whatever it is' and he didn't write back. She's bragging about her two sentences of email everywhere. rolleyes

*walks over to Sauron Annatar and kneels before him in the position of a humble supplicant." If I may have the permission to speak, milord? I can tell you about this Yun elf. She's genuinely angrywith Imy despite being her mule or because of it, knows some of Imy's secrets and could be persuaded to share them, and a warlike Go-Back, no sindarin sissy. If I may say so your majesty, you should hire her. She's somewhere between dark and light elves, she eats trolls and battles them both in the storyline she's from and on Gaia, she's been a thief and adventurer, she has weaknesses but is not afraid of anything. She will work for alcohol and fried meat, any meat, even if it's slightly rotten. On Halloween Imy painted her green and dressed her as a zombie fairy, but she started creeping people up too much thinking she was a zombie for real and eating troll and spider brains and setting fire to things (not a smart move for a zombie, her intelligence could be higher) so Imy made her a vampire fairy instead. * begs* I like her. We shere a contempt for Imy.

[NewAgeAntique]

*sips Jasmine tea quietly*
I still have no idea what's going on here... I guess I'll just observe for a while.

[Mithrellas]

Alantie Mistaniu

O.o Funny how quickly this place can descend into chaos. *sips tea*

Agreed! But I suppose that's bound to happen when we have two dark lords (former or present) and a vampire bumping elbows and drinking tea together xd .
*is jealous that Laura gets emails from Neil Gaiman* That's pretty awesome - may I ask how that started?
*sips more tea and goes to get a honey-roll and a clementine for lunch IRL*

[Alantie Mistaniu]

O.o Funny how quickly this place can descend into chaos. *sips tea*

[Desperado Dernhelm]

Sauron can I work for you? I hate Imy. She stole my loincloth and gave it to this Morry dude. And she's not letting me get a new one. She says she'll need the gold to kill and remake my friend Aroree. I hate the Morry dude too. If he was here I'd steal the fig leaf. On second thoughts, he can keep it, I saw what he did with it. gonk

[Thuringwethil the Vampire]

*curtsies deep* Message from Laura Vandemar milord. She said she don't mind a ban, she was getting bored of you anyways. And she won't set her vampires at you unless you make more trouble. And she found out whose mule you are and says the person pulling your strings has an awesome imagination. And last of all she wanted to know what you meant with thieves, Morion getting hacked or Imy stealing from Yun. Sounded like it could be either. OH and it's spelled grandeur, her words not mine milord.

*drinks the cold blood Imy left behind* I hope no one else was wanting this? Dragon's my favorite. By Melkor's cut legs, who ate all the cookies, and can I bite them milord?.

[death54789]

besides smaking everyone around on the first movie... you did a pretty good job staring all of the world around...

[Lothlorien*]

Oh lovely. The vampires have gotten snarky. *rolls eyes exaggeratively*

[Sauron Annatar]

talk2hand You're evil. You haven't got honor, wasn't that the point? And don't bother bringing up that theives crap, that's just something they say to ease their pathetic conscience.

I've met better Morgoths, there was one crawling around on my profile, unless you're him, then I'm insulted. confused And srsly, gtfo my thread. It's creepy, especially defending the vampire with delusions of grandure. You're also spoiling the atmosphere, so I'm going to kindly ask you to not come back.

[Laura Vandemar]

*hugs Nimmi* Inorite, he was just being in character and so am I. I am a vampire serpent demon with seven thousand minions and eight or so mules among whom is Thuringwethil, sauron's messenger. I am not a nice person either. You might have seen me kill a few spam trolls, right? That's my character on gaia. That's the evil Imladviel I save for bad people. With powers to summon Morgoth from the void by means of MSN and demon magic. 4laugh

I'm not really angry at Sauron Annatar I'm just taking him on a wild ride. He'll learn not to mess with Laura Vandemar. Laura Vandemar gets email from Neil Gaiman and Richard Pini. Laura Vandemar is megalomanic just now. Laura Vandermar rules the biggest vampire clan on gaia and talks of herself in third person when she's horribly jetlagged. 4laugh wahmbulance

[Laura Vandemar]

I've never heard of Morgoth Bauglir and I used to respect sauron until he insulted me in this topic. You saw what he posted. Do you think I deserved it? If you do you're off my friends list Nimmi. Sorry but I don't take dung from anybody. This and the spiders is just the beginning. But for your sake I might accept a honest apology if he is man enough to make one. This is about my honor and my clan's I'm under nobody's foot. I signed up as minion for pay not slave and victim. And even that only for a few days for fun. I was seriously offering him a brigade leader position my clan members would kill for.

[Morgoth Morion]

Sure if I can have a hug for old time's sake and sorry about the Lorelei you used to like me call you that I forgot you told me not to anymore.

This is a new account because I was hacked. The old one was a Morgoth too. Imy was my gaia wife before she started her clan and found a real boyfriend. I quit gaia and the old account is lost or I can't remember the password, it won't let me log in anymore. She's ashamed of me because I'm so young in real life compared to her. I made this account and got gaia cash for the items, all for Imy. She was fun to roleplay with. I miss our gaia daughters.

Enough about me nice to meet you all you'll be hearing from me again. And yeah I know those Morgoth dudes who used the names don'd deserve any trouble from Sauron, I was just being in character.

I'm not claiming to really be Morgoth unless someone is going to accuse me of not being the genuine one. Then I'll go back to possessing a statue and sending messages from the void again, and if anyone wants to fight me for the right to be Melkor, feel free. I'm game for anything. Good to be back.

*borrows Laura's pint and takes a sip of blood, then kneels down before her and gives her a foot massage.* And I mean it about the hug, My queen no more.