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Welcome to my Tea Party!

Since someone decided to resurrect a thread saying how awesome I am, I decided to make my own, to discuss my various and nefarious exploits. Comments about hobbits will not be appreciated, nor will they be tolerated. mad

So grab a cup of your favorite tea, pull up a chair and tell me what your favorite thing is that I did.
 
     
 
*sips some rose-hip tea wordlessly*
     
Ok

You Sauron was impressive in the Fall of Numenor, but now you sucks because you are an eye hang in the top of a tower XD

I don't like tea, maybe milk, please
 
     
 
Please explain why I'm supposed to be afraid of a giant glowing eye halfway across the continent? Try some eye drops dude
     
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Ok

You Sauron was impressive in the Fall of Numenor, but now you sucks because you are an eye hang in the top of a tower XD

I don't like tea, maybe milk, please


Conveniently forgetting that I strangled Gollum then? Or that, as the Necromancer, I also had physical form and it wasn't destroyed? I'm addressing you because obviously you've read something relevent to the topic. I'm ignoring the other, because apparently they can't be bothered to even watch the extended version of the film, in I am clearly shown to have physical form in the Palantir, scaring Eru-knows-what out of Pippin.

If you want milk, go ask someone in Osgiliath if they've got a cow. I can't have them in Mordor, becuase the orcs will eat them. Obviously.
 
     
 
Yo, peeps, owe the dark lord some respect. He's done some b***h-a** kickin' in his day, and you folks wouldn't even qualify as bitches. Hell I could kick your asses without even having to lift a finger, so don't you be dissin' on my man Sauron unless you want to have your entire existence erased from the entire of causality, yo.

*takes another sip of the fragrant tea*
     
I wont tell u anything but i will take the tea *sips green tea*
 
     
 
Wolflover724
I wont tell u anything but i will take the tea *sips green tea*


*refuses to talk to you and continues drinking her tea* xd
     
I heard that Angband was lovely in the summer. Plz pass the chai =3=
 
     
 
You heard correctly.

And thank you, Loth. I'm pleased that someone around here's got some manners.
     
*eats teacup and sniffs around for another*
 
     
Sasori-no-danna...-chan. is bringin' sexy back. xD

>>Lothy-mrr says GRAWR! >[
*beware enraged kitteh*
 
Sauron, I must say, you totally rock as a villain... Morgoth did well in choosing you...

*sips some chai tea*
     
*sigh* well your armies were more than impressive though you should have gaurded your ring hand better. that was an awful shame. *sipps at peppermit tea* i suppose its just proof that nothing is foolproof, they seem to be so recourseful in their own way... somehow.
 
     
 
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Sauron, I must say, you totally rock as a villain... Morgoth did well in choosing you...

*sips some chai tea*


And he did well in taking the fall afterward 3nodding

*sets a teacup out for Loth*

Kiyoko, I call it getting lucky. And if luck will always do one thing, it's run out.
     
*chuckles* yes, thats true. and thats exactly why the fool died in a hail of arrows. your right.
 
     

Nora Potter. sweet, sencere, honest, gentile and loving.

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