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Post: 41547341_1 created on Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:28 pmPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:28 pm

My goal for the past couple of years was to become healthier and to maintain a better diet and stuff.
I'm doing alright on all that mess, but I really wanted to be 100 pounds before the summer was over. I mean.. Being a toothpick isn't all it's cracked up to be. I'm 5'1 and as of this morning I weigh 92 pounds. The other day I weighed 98, and I was SO excited.
I suppose you could imagine the disappointment.
I've never been able to reach 100.
Help?
 
     
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Post: 41547341_3 created on Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:38 pmPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:38 pm
 
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You're 5'1" and you weigh 92 pounds? God, you're fat.


I've acheived my goal through smartassery. Woo!
     
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Post: 41547341_5 created on Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:44 pmPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:44 pm
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Weight gain isn't hard. Order pizza with a 2 litter bottle of coke. While you're waiting, eat a bowl of the most fattening ice cream you have saturated in chocolate syrup. When the pizza arrives, eat the whole pie by yourself and gulp down the huge bottle of coke. Repeat this every day, and not only will you achieve your fatness goal, you will go beyond it. You'll weigh like I do in no time.


Healthy weight gain, please. I forgot to mention that my metabolism sorta helps when it comes to not gaining weight.
 
     
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Post: 41547341_7 created on Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:49 pmPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:49 pm
 
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What's wrong with unhealthy weight gain? It works just fine.


Because my mom works at a heart center and I know what happens to people when they choose to be unhealthy.
     
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Post: 41547341_9 created on Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:36 pmPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:36 pm
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Weight gain isn't hard. Order pizza with a 2 litter bottle of coke. While you're waiting, eat a bowl of the most fattening ice cream you have saturated in chocolate syrup. When the pizza arrives, eat the whole pie by yourself and gulp down the huge bottle of coke. Repeat this every day, and not only will you achieve your fatness goal, you will go beyond it. You'll weigh like I do in no time.

wtf is wrong with you?! weight gain is almost always a hell of alot harder than weight loss you f**k-tard
 
     

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Post: 41547341_11 created on Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:41 pmPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:41 pm
 
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Weight gain isn't hard. Order pizza with a 2 litter bottle of coke. While you're waiting, eat a bowl of the most fattening ice cream you have saturated in chocolate syrup. When the pizza arrives, eat the whole pie by yourself and gulp down the huge bottle of coke. Repeat this every day, and not only will you achieve your fatness goal, you will go beyond it. You'll weigh like I do in no time.

wtf is wrong with you?! weight gain is almost always a hell of alot harder than weight loss you f**k-tard

Then why do I keep gaining weight without even trying? It's that easy.

because underweight people are usually underweight for a reason they can't control and can't physically eat a normal healthy amount of food without throwing up or sometimes the body just doesnt gain anything from it.
     

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Post: 41547341_12 created on Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:42 pmPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:42 pm
Have you tried strength-training in order to build more muscle? You'll have to eat more protein, like chicken or fish, on top of your regular diet to get results. And muscle obviously weighs more than fat, so you'll still look nice and be healthy while you're gaining.
 
     
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Post: 41547341_13 created on Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:44 pmPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:44 pm
 
Up your protein and start some weight training to build up muscle. Remember the rule for bulking up is more weight, less repetitions, instead of less weight, more reps for getting lean. And while you're doing so, increase your calories per day, so you don't burn all of them off when you're exercising.
     
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Post: 41547341_14 created on Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:59 pmPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:59 pm
Well, my brother often has to gain weight really fast, and lose it really fast for wrestling. : P
When he wants to gain weight, he eats A LOT of banana's, and drinks a lot of whole milk.

o_o Try eating more often. Three large meals a day, and then three smaller snacks in between those meals.

I'm sure there is some sort of protein shake out there that will also help you gain weight.
 
     


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Post: 41547341_15 created on Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:02 pmPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:02 pm
 
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"An Imaginary Friend"
Weight gain isn't hard. Order pizza with a 2 litter bottle of coke. While you're waiting, eat a bowl of the most fattening ice cream you have saturated in chocolate syrup. When the pizza arrives, eat the whole pie by yourself and gulp down the huge bottle of coke. Repeat this every day, and not only will you achieve your fatness goal, you will go beyond it. You'll weigh like I do in no time.

wtf is wrong with you?! weight gain is almost always a hell of alot harder than weight loss you f**k-tard


That is true im 4'10 and weight 85lbs. i'm trying gain healthy weight. It is hard and I'm underweight!
     
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