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Dead Birds and Planet Terror.
 
     
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original)

This film is best to watch with friends who like to make commentary during movies. From the non-stop screaming, to the chainsaw dance at the ending of the movie, you will not stop laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of the film.

Nightmare on Elm St. 2: Freddy's Revenge

I have one thing to say about this film: unintentional queer horror. The gay symbolism is rampant in this film, and makes one question the writers and directors of what is hailed as one of the gayest horror movies of all time.

"He's inside me! And he wants to take me again!"
     
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Hellbent and Plan 9 from Outer Space, the king of all crappy makes no sense old fashioned B movies
     
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DEATHBED:THE BED THAT EATS PEOPLE lmao that is a serious movie never seen it, but really my favorite horror movie that was crappy would have to be killer klowns from outer space, it was so shitty, yet i watch that movie over and over again when it comes on tv.
 
     

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As a fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and film in general I watch a lot of crap. Heres a list of the films that really stick out.

1) The Blood on Satan's Claw
This is a film I haven't managed to figure out because of the manic editing and plot. But the title speaks for itself. It's about Devil-worshipers in Elizabethean era Cornwall. At least I think it is...

2)Dune(1984)
Aaah, Dune. Good Book + Good Director + Great Cast = absolute crap. It's hard to tell when things started to go wrong during the filming of this movie but the end result is as glorious and frustrating as a train-wreck

3) It
Despite having a few good actors(Tim Curry, Olivia Hussey, John Ritter and Seth Green when he was a wee 'un) and a winning premise(who hasn't been frightened by a clown?). Everything else in this film drags it down into nonsense.

4) The Devil Commands
Boris Karloff and the mom from National Velvet in a film were there's strangely no devil or commanding despite the title.

5) The Sinister Urge
Ed Wood jr. directs this film set in a world where porn is illegal.

6)Plan 9 from Outer Space
The famous film where everything goes so wrong it ends up coming out right.

7) Cave Dwellers
Miles o' Keefe stars in this cheapo Conan knock-off

cool The Creeping Terror
A '50s monster movie where the victims actually crawl into the beastie's 'mouth'.

9)Battlefield Earth
John Travolta as a big bad alien, this is film alone is the reason I have trouble taking scientology seriously.

10) Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
Raul Julia in a film about...about...um...something...
     
Omg, Dead Alive haha
 
     
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I would have to say Return of the Living Dead (1983) I thin it's the 1983 one... anyway seeing an 80's chick do a strip dance/song in a graveyard then well.... you can guss what happens next... hilarious movie.
     
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